Smart Ass sayings
Smart Ass sayings
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Do I have enough sports bras on?
Busty girl problems...
amen to that haha
'Cause I'd black both my eyes.
This is my life. So annoying!
Funny but true
big boob problems
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The Wit of Winston Churchill | Content in a Cottage
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I do not have tact and would never wish anyone to hell but thought this was funny!! Cause I have blunt if ya want the truth just ask me I will tell yA truth always even if it hurts
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. --Winston Churchill. #quotes #words #wisewords
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THIS IS TOTALLY ME!!
Haha so true
Bahaha! My life
Ignore the language, but so so funny.
Salma ...spoken with the sentiment of many a Virgo woman - or mine at least. We're so strong, capable, sensible, and independent. I want a man who is perfectly fine with that, loves and respects that, and 'gets' that there's no contradiction with how very feminine I am.
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senior quote? ;D
How true this is for any real woman
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She's a wise woman
CANT WAIT TO FIND HIM
You go girl! I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do. - Salma Hayek Like, Comment, Repin !!
So, when I found him I proposed. We have been happily married since.
“I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.” - Salma Hayek True story, this quote was on my mirror for five years until it went in my wedding album...after I found him!
There's No Crying in Softball.
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There is absolutely NO crying in softball. It annoys the crap out of me when some girls cry after they get out on first base
Ok, we haven't really mastered this yet in our family but we are working on it!
There's No Crying in Softball. That's what my coach says
I thought of you instantly! ! Haha @mrscreglow
There's No Crying in Softball Tee now this is the one we need @Carol Van De Maele Wentzel
There's No Crying in Softball Tee
Ha!! It is SO TRUE. "Well, this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down...." I'm more like the white Carlton than Will!
Ice, ice baby
Rap graphic t shirt
Perfect for my husband.
I only rap caucasinally. #Humor
Totally me! I need this shirt
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It’s just the way I roll…
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I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Same thing really. Group Text. Nightmare!!!
I so dislike group texts!!! True story!
Omg!! The endless group text is my life!!
Group texts. Can those be banished to the same island that houses lost socks from the dryer & guys that never call again, please?<<<<<<<<it's so funny because I am the one who pits my friends who don't know each other into really big group messages and then everyone hates me for awhile and then I make new friends and do it again!
Haha so true
Women are like cars. You can trade her in for a newer and younger model. But when you miss your old car, it'll have become a classic and out of your price range.
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Women are like cars. You can trade her in for a newer and younger model. But when you miss your old car, it'll have become a classic and out of your price range. SO TRUE!!!!
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Funny but true!
Hell yes!! ❤ #quote Women are like cars. You can trade her in for a newer and younger model. But when you miss your old car, it'll have become a classic and out of your price range.
Well said ;-)
truer words were never spoken... Everyday!!
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Story of my life!
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I need something that's more than coffee but less than cocaine
Princess Bride. Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning... Ah, Wesley
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Princess Bride | One of the best movies of all time #princessbride #awesomeflicks
Princess Bride. Quote from Dread Pirate Robert
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The Princesses Bride. << One of my favorite movies. :-) - M [20th July 2015]
Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. (The Princess Bride)
Princess Bride | Look around!
Haha! For real!
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A good way to get some nap time:) #naps #SelfControl
This is so true and I shouldn't be posting this in "funny stuff."
#sotrue #funny #ecards
Self control! So true!!! Hahaha
#quotes so true it's scary.
So True. Story of my life <3
My American Confessions: Wednesday: Love Languages
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This is so true -
Drunk Cleaning Angels
"I like drinking while I clean ... It's like there were angels.: FROM: some ecards
Cleaning angels are awesome!
this is not a bad idea! It would give me motivation to clean....one toliet. One shot. Finished the sink...another shot!
44 Of The Top Hilarious ECards On Drinking
Sometimes this is a thing....
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Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicer than blood. So, technically, pancakes are more important than family.
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Respect the drama free bubble! :)
makes me laugh
No drama!!!! Respect it
I'm living in a drama free bubble for a long time, it's really easy to brush things off lately x
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I get this is random, but I love halloween :)
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I love pictures that make fun of the "motivational" pictures.
real men stay dedicated to one girl | halloween | michael myers
Happy Halloween - Real men stay dedicated to one girl.
another funny meme
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PISSTIFIED (adj): 1. The state of being equal parts angry and bewildered. 2. The unsettling feeling of being annoyed and perplexed simultaneously. 3. Hybrid word that summarizes your emotions when you're pissed-off and mystified at the same time! ♥ #quote #work #school #humor This word "came to me" while I was actually really pissed off and really confused (mystified) by someone else's actions! LOL! I had to make a someecard about it ♥ #wordgame #work #humor #pisstified #quote
Pretty much sums up my feelings today!
That word sums up most days of my life
PISSTIFIED (adj): 1. The state of being equal parts angry and bewildered. 2. The unsettling feeling of being annoyed and perplexed simultaneously. 3. Hybrid word that summarizes your emotions when you're pissed-off and mystified at the same time!♥ #quote
PISSTIFIED (adj): 1. The state of being equal parts angry and bewildered. 2. Hybrid word that summarizes your emotions when you're pissed-off and mystified at the same time. | Workplace Ecard
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 83 Pics
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Totally accurate with 3 kids
Especially with my children's messes.
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 83 Pics kids fault...
My life. Oh my life.
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 83 Pics
More Facts on Psychofacts :)
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yay short people... SO true!
Random Facts Tumblr... I will overcome this!!!!!
Good thing I'm a short girl.
HAHA FOR ALL YOU TALL PEOPLE!! SHORT PEOPLE WILL RULE THE WORLD HAHA
I laughed a lot on this quote. It gives a true and solid argument why we don’t have to be jealous of your ex boyfriend or girlfriend. Hope you’ll enjoy this.
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Funny jokes about relationships/
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HERE YA GO, Ali!
true and solid argument why we don’t have to be jealous of your ex boyfriend or girlfriend. Hope you’ll enjoy this.
Very well said
Hahaha!! New way to look at past relationships
This is so true!
I can't stand people like this! You want respect give it and the way you treat people you will be treated. i know this one person who thinks the world revolves around her and she treats people like shit but when they do it back she gets all butt hurt and blocks you on everything! grow up and stop being so god damn insecure!
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The truth hurts
I can't stand people like this! You want respect, give it and treat people the way you want to be treated. I have learned to walk away from them, keep my mouth shut, and move on. Their drama isn't worth my effort to point out their problems.
Free, Sympathy Ecard: I'm sorry you couldn't take what you were dishing out.
Some people can dish it out but certainly can't take it...
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AHAHAHAH I can't stop laughing!
I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex did. Ooh! Sick Burn!!! Lol
OMFG - I DON'T CARE WHO U R BUT THIS IS FUNNY SHIT!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA
➤ true story!
So inappropriate but so funny
OMG that is funny haha!
I can totally relate to this one! Every time we are out at the mall, this is what we do instead of shopping. Minions just make it a whole lot funnier!
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Yup!! Love Minions AND Luke Bryan
HAHAHA. MINIONS!!!! SO TRUE!!! EXCEPT NOT MY SISTER EITHER MY BESTIE
Despicable Me 2 (2013). I LOVE Minions! Lol!
HAHAHA. MINIONS!!!! SO TRUE!!! EXCEPT NOT WITH MY BEST FRIENDS
Hahahahahahaha True story. Repinned from my sister ;)
Too bad I don't have a sister, but my bestfriends are pretty much my sisters haha. So true!
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