Smart Ass sayings
Smart Ass sayings
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big boob problems
Funny but true
Do I have enough sports bras on?
This is my life. So annoying!
Chesty girl problems
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The Wit of Winston Churchill | Content in a Cottage
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""Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip." Winston Churchill #quote #churchill
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I do not have tact and would never wish anyone to hell but thought this was funny!! Cause I have blunt if ya want the truth just ask me I will tell yA truth always even if it hurts
The Wit of Winston Churchill | Content in a Cottage
Diet, My Life, Gym Humor, Bahaha, Language, Erryday, So Funny, Totally Me, Haha So True
Bahaha! My life
Me, erryday, me!
when im on a diet
THIS IS TOTALLY ME!!
Ignore the language, but so so funny.
Haha so true
Salma ...spoken with the sentiment of many a Virgo woman - or mine at least. We're so strong, capable, sensible, and independent. I want a man who is perfectly fine with that, loves and respects that, and 'gets' that there's no contradiction with how very feminine I am.
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senior quote? ;D
Lol goodnight #success #strongwomen #quotes #women #relationships #celebrityquotes #salmahayek #goodnight #love
So, when I found him I proposed. We have been happily married since.
You go girl! “I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.” - Salma Hayek @ Jenn Godwin and Kelsey Whitaker
“I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.” - Salma Hayek True story, this quote was on my mirror for five years until it went in my wedding album...after I found him!
.. all real women want real men
CANT WAIT TO FIND HIM
There's No Crying in Softball.
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Ok, we haven't really mastered this yet in our family but we are working on it!
There's No Crying in Softball. That's what my coach says
Hahaha my son says this all the time when the girls cry
I thought of you instantly! ! Haha @mrscreglow
There's No Crying in Softball Tee
Lmbo. My life
Rap graphic t shirt
White girl status :)
Well this is the most accurate description of myself that I've ever seen.<<< wow yeah
I only rap caucasinally
Need this for my husband!!!!
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It’s just the way I roll…
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I love sleep: My life has the tendency to fall apart whenI'm awake. | Confession Ecard
I've never been held hostage, but I've been on a group text. #ecards #hilarious
Annoying group texts
Same thing really. Group text hostage
Basically the same…not a fan of group texts
Women are like cars. You can trade her in for a newer and younger model. But when you miss your old car, it'll have become a classic and out of your price range.
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Funny but true!
Women are like cars. You can trade her in for a newer and younger model. But when you miss your old car, it'll have become a classic and out of your price range. SO TRUE!!!!
Hell yes!! ❤ #quote Women are like cars. You can trade her in for a newer and younger model. But when you miss your old car, it'll have become a classic and out of your price range.
Well said ;-)
truer words were never spoken... Everyday!!
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More than coffee but less than cocaine
Top 28 #Interesting #Funny #Monday #Quotes
Princess Bride. Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning... Ah, Wesley
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Princess Bride. Quote from Dread Pirate Robert
The Princess Bride. Dread Pirate Roberts
Dread Pirate Roberts "Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning"
Princess Bride. Love this movie
Princess Bride | Look around!
Haha! For real!
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Nap Time Quotes | Nap time
Self control! So true!!! Hahaha
self control quotes
so true! ecards | Tumblr
So True. Story of my life <3
This is so true and I shouldn't be posting this in "funny stuff."
#someecards #selfcontrol #mind #onmymind #thoughts #quote #speakmymind #relatable
Reading Truths. So true.
My American Confessions: Wednesday: Love Languages
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Little Cleaning Angels come visit my house.
This is so true - I used to love having a quiet week night with a glass of wine, a scrub brush and taking time to clean grout in my bathroom. I'm serious! @Jenn L Silas nice find!
😂😂 Cleaning angels are awesome!
Drunk Cleaning Angels
"I like drinking while I clean ... It's like there were angels.: FROM: some ecards
44 Of The Top Hilarious ECards On Drinking
Sometimes this is a thing....
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blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood, so technically pancakes (or WAFFLES/FRENCH TOAST) are more important than family
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I'm living a drama free bubble today. Respect the bubble, respect it!
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The only people who scream drama are the ones who love to create it and then run around gossiping about it to everyone. I work with several people who do this daily. Bosses and coworkers. It is so sad that the rest of our company calls our office a bunch of elementary school kids. They actually laugh at us because of them. I wish they would grow up.
I'm living in a drama free bubble for a long time, it's really easy to brush things off lately x
No drama!!!! Respect it
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I get this is random, but I love halloween :)
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I love pictures that make fun of the "motivational" pictures.
real men stay dedicated to one girl | halloween | michael myers
Happy Halloween - Real men stay dedicated to one girl.
another funny meme
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PISSTIFIED (adj): 1. The state of being equal parts angry and bewildered. 2. Hybrid word that summarizes your emotions when you're pissed-off and mystified at the same time. #ecards
PISSTIFIED (adj): 1. The state of being equal parts angry and bewildered. 2. The unsettling feeling of being annoyed and perplexed simultaneously. 3. Hybrid word that summarizes your emotions when you're pissed-off and mystified at the same time!♥ #quote
PISSTIFIED (adj): 1. The state of being equal parts angry and bewildered. 2. The unsettling feeling of being annoyed and perplexed simultaneously. 3. Hybrid word that summarizes your emotions when you're pissed-off and mystified at the same time! ♥ #quote #work #school #humor This word "came to me" while I was actually really pissed off and really confused (mystified) by someone else's actions! LOL! I had to make a someecard about it ♥ #wordgame #work #humor #pisstified #quote
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 83 Pics
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Totally accurate with 3 kids
I judge how crazy my life is at the moment by how horrible my car looks inside.
But seriously, blame the kids...
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 83 Pics kids fault...
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 83 Pics
More Facts on Psychofacts :)
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yay short people... SO true!
Random Fact- I don't even care if this is a real fact, but it made me smile
For the Short Girls ;)
women short in height...
HAHA FOR ALL YOU TALL PEOPLE!! SHORT PEOPLE WILL RULE THE WORLD HAHA
I laughed a lot on this quote. It gives a true and solid argument why we don’t have to be jealous of your ex boyfriend or girlfriend. Hope you’ll enjoy this.
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I laughed a lot on this quote. The look on the little girl's face is priceless!
Funny Jokes Pictures and Quotes | Funny jokes about relationships - 16quotes.com
Very well said
I can't stand people like this! You want respect give it and the way you treat people you will be treated. i know this one person who thinks the world revolves around her and she treats people like shit but when they do it back she gets all butt hurt and blocks you on everything! grow up and stop being so god damn insecure!
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I can't stand people like this! You want respect give it and the way you treat people you will be treated. i know this one person who thinks the world revolves around her and she treats people horribly but when they do it back she gets all butt hurt and blocks you on everything! grow up and stop being so insecure!
Some people really need to learn to take it.
This is so true for many!
ohmygosh! my life hahaha
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Ahahahahahahahaha!! I can't stop laughing Hahahahahahaha
I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex did. Ecard
OMG. This is awesome.
Lmao this is terrible but oh so funny
OMG that is funny haha!
so sad but so true
I can totally relate to this one! Every time we are out at the mall, this is what we do instead of shopping. Minions just make it a whole lot funnier!
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Bahahahaha. MINIONS!!!! So true! Except not with my sister, with my friends!
Minions - Despicable Me 2 wallpaper
The Largest Collection of Minions on the Internet - The Movie Score
Hahahahahahaha True story. Repinned from my sister ;)
Luke Bryan and minions
HAHAHA. MINIONS!!!! SO TRUE!!!!! But it would have to be my best friend, since I don't have a sister
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