If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
This is awesome.
I think this about someone almost every single day. And it's not usually the same person each time.
hahahaha this is my life
This might be my favorite post ever
Relationship humor -- Where are you taking me? For granted!
Funny Confession Ecard: High Standards? Oh Please. All I want is a man that looks, smells, talks, and shoots like Dean Winchester. Is that really too much to ask?