Lol! So true! :)

I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since Pretty much sums it up well.

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Truths The things you take for granted, someone else is praying for.: The things you take for granted, someone else is praying for.

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Didn't sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done. Every night.

So true :)

Funny Confession Ecard: When I go out in public looking like crap I throw on a pair of tennis shoes hoping that everyone will assume I've been working out.

"what's wrong?" "nothing."

Women be like…

Women be like."Nope, I ain't mad" [Celebrity Angela Bassett, Waiting to Exhale]

writing

Introverts: My words sound better coming from my hands than from my mouth (sometimes).

Except for me it's "I don't get drunk, I get happy."

Except for me it's "I don't get drunk, I get happy." If you call dancing on tables, having no idea where your car is, finally making it back to your place then passing out in the front yard. maybe not classy, but FOR SURE more fun!

Hahahaha omg I'm dying.

" When your husband is watching something dumb." Or playing video games.

Haha, only for fun! When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. And that tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

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