Things About Me
Things About Me
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My sister has had to tell many people, "Don't take Sarah's insults too personal, she hates everyone equally."
"Being an Introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously." No truer words have been written.
This sums up my life. I'm a social worker. But I hate people. But I care about them. But they irritate me.
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This is so me its not even funny
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It's just true!! Story of my life!!;)
It's just so true!! That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you're trying to hide your heavy breathing like it's no big deal, but you're actually pretty winded and dear God, you need to work out.
My life. ~ need to work out ~
We all have been through that…
10 Quotes for the Ultimate Book Lover
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10 Quotes for the Ultimate Book Lover. I didnt realize till I read this, every room in my house has books!
A room without books is like a body without a soul. ~Cicero #quote 10 Quotes for the Ultimate Book Lover
Best Book Quotes - Famous Quotes About Reading. I especially like this one. I need to remember to put books in my guest rooms. I'll always remember staying at someone's house for 2 days and finishing their chapter books on the bedside table! Such a sweet, warm welcome!
I have so many books in my room and I can't imagine my room without them. So true.
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10 Quotes for the Ultimate Book Lover
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...I love food. Oh yes, I do...WAY too much to be skinny.
lol! that is so funny!
so sad; but so true
funny someecard about my life
Sarcasm- this is soooo true in our family. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!!
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Sarcasm- this is soooo true in our family. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!! If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have gotten this backwards.
Accurately summarizes my life
True story #ecards #sarcasm
Sarcasm. It's a life choice
How accurate this is woww totally me😂😐😉
If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards. Ecard
So much truth to this! Not that if I'm nice to you, I dislike you. It's just sarcasm is my love language.
I speak three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Sexual Innuendo.
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I'm dying, this is so funny!
Pretty sure this is how my students see me at times (psychoanalyzing)
I speak three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Sexual Innuendo. My husband in a nutshell.
Just accept it
Yup. My life.
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: What did one introvert say to the other introvert? Absolutely nothing & they quickly parted ways.
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Saying sorry never fixed anything. You could try just not being an asshole instead. Truth.
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eCards - Saying sorry never fixed anything. You could try just not being an asshole instead.
true story, asshole.
Happens all the time
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I hate when I'm trying to pull the blankets up and I punch myself in the face... True story
"I hate when I'm trying to pull the blankets up and I punch myself in the face." - Unknown #quotes
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I hate when I'm trying to pull the blankets up and I punch myself in the face .. this happens to me way too much
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So true. My life.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. So true!!!
Sometimes my husband thinks I am bossy. Poor guy just doesn't know! ;)
Clearly the older sister. to younger brother !!! hmmmmmm
This is totally me and my little brother
This is SO my bossy big sister. ;-)
Clearly the older sister... So sad but so true... LMAO!
Oh so true!
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"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions, or unnecessary conversations. If we don't vibrate on the same frequency there's just no reason for us to waste our time. I'd rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk." True story!!!! Love this
"I No Longer have the Energy for Meaningless Friendships, Forced Interactions......." Inspirational Quote.
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Story of my life.
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Not sure what make 75% of teenager posts "teenager posts" but I'm 28 and it's pretty relevant. Most of them actually haha.
I like to party and by party I mean read books.
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#reading #books #party #learnenglishbyyourself #learn #english #leby
I'm a party animal
Lol! Party girl! I like to party! And by party I mean read books. Nerd love!
I like to party & by party I mean read books illustration
party on, book lovers!
#468 The smug feeling when you finish a really thick book in two days.
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The smug feeling when you finish a really thick book in two days.
Yep...or an entire book series in ten days ;)
hahaha! It's funny because it's true
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I feel this way about exercising and life.
Exactly- I just don't want to! E card
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying 'Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to.'
I would never have gotten this far through this insidious chapter of my life without the encouragement of friends and family, but...I had to laugh...some days this is exactly how I feel.
This is Chad!
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This is Skip, and I've gotten a little like this lately. It is who he has always been. It is also nice to sit in the same room with him and not have to talk constantly. He taught me that silence isn't always bad. What's funny is it'll be silent, I'll have a thought, and then he'll randomly say that thought. He has become the other half of my brain. I like it. =)
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My life: Because even though introverts are misunderstood constantly, you know this to be true:
Introvert. Funny cause it's true.
Thank God For That!
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I'm so glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones. #humor #truth
OHMIGOODNESS !! Isn't this the truth. Makes me laugh to think about it.
so glad I was young and stupid before camera phones and social media
I love this quote and it is so true.
Funny Quotes about life. Funny memes and Funny Images
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Hahaha!!! So true! Funny Quotes about life. Funny memes and Funny Images
Awkward moment, you mean my life?
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Teenage Post# So true my hair is always a mess when I get home from School
Hahahaha yep. This.
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OMG. That's funny stuff!
Taking out the trash funny ecard. #quote For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/TheExEffect
Few things make me laugh out loud when I am alone...this cracked me right up! So can relate to that feeling.
Funny Workplace Ecard: Coffee and Anti-Depressants: The breakfast of champions. #recovery #humor #humour
Real life struggle yet so true!
Short People Problems
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Short People Problems # 167 , Having to throw stuff on the top shelf
ugh... and then they roll or fall back on you immediately... and you have to throw them again... and again... until finally you throw them and slam the door closed so it's booby trapped for the next opener... who thinks you're mean for booby trapping the closet
Short Girl Problem ! YESSSSSSS
Short People Problem #167: or hafta borrow ur toddlers step stool...:)
Short People Problems. story of my life.
short people problem #167... So true!
Short People Problem #167: like my closet
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Just add sunshine :) The Italian Riviera on the Adriatic Sea is one of my fondest memories for a vacation spot. We stayed in Riccione and had a wonderful time every day down at the beach ...... our own chairs were set out for us every morning....aah what a relaxing place to breathe in the salt and the sand!
Ah, the smell of salt and sand. There is no elixir on this blessed earth like it. Take me to the beach and the ocean!
I need my beach time always!
"Ah, the smell of salt and sand. There is no elixir on this blessed earth like it." ☆.•*´¨`*•• beach quote Vacation via | eternally classic
Wisdom inspiration beach summer quote: ah, the smell of salt and sand. There is no elixir on this blessed earth like it (mw)
Beach life ✌
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True story! Love my girls! Best Friends Heck, at my house you don't even have to be my best friend. heeheehee If I get dressed and fixed for someone to come to my house, they have to be a very important stranger. I was going to use the typical example of "The President", but since 2008 that doesn't apply.
Best Friends Heck, at my house you don't even have to be my friend
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The truth about introverts is that we're so awesome, if we showed it the world might just break.
We are awesome!! Introverts unite!
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True story. Good thing I love her :-)
DH: This quote is part of a "Happiness Project." However, when this happens [my own mother comes out of my mouth], it's my worst nightmare.
lol So true! Love you mom :)(365 Happiness Project: Quote 226)
I'm turning into my mother, and it's a good thing.
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true friends speak sarcasm...
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My best friend always responds with sarcasm which is why we make a great pair lol
reply to sarcasm with sarcasm. dont get mardy. #quote
True story :)
Dry humor, sarcasm I love it
I speak sarcasm funny stuff at
I do this all the time