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My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL

dear automatic flushing toilet...

The toilets at my work have me so spoiled. Now when I'm in public and the toilet doesn't flush automatically, I look at it like "EXCUSE ME!

"Ok here's an idea. You love them, like I loved you. Make sure you take care of them and don't judge them."    But what if they're gay or worship other Gods?    "Did I fucking stutter?" ~ Jesus

This is a painting of the sermon on the mount. The sermon on the mount is worth a read. It is a masterpiece in true goodness and morality


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I legit do this whenever I send a text when I'm at home...

23 Things That Suck About Living In A Small Town In Rural America

When you're phone has no signal and you go all Lion King on it. haha yep, I do this all the time. I never have signal in my house. At least I'll have fun doing it now.

Funny but very true. Ugh!

I saw a salamander, and other notes from North Carolina

I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

Dump A Day Funny Picture Dump (55 Pics)

Normally I don't post political stuff on FB, but this made me laugh so hard! It's humor people. No political comments allowed!

this could pertain to so many=D

Write a Radio Play

Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

It's not impossible!!!lol!!!!!!@@@@@@    Dump A Day Random Funny Pictures - 50 Pics

Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

modern translation haha

Funny pictures about Story Time Jesus. Oh, and cool pics about Story Time Jesus. Also, Story Time Jesus.

Funny Confession Ecard: 'I just find British accents very unattractive.' Said nobody. Ever.

As well as Australian accents, and Irish accents, and Scottish accents.

Voicemail

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

HATE this commercial!!!!!!

This is so true. Makes me feel sad that I seriously have to change the channel. Can't watch, it is the worst commercial ever!

To all you who actually do the stuff you pin on pinterest. Do some of it for me too, would ya?

ecard: I see all these moms who can do everything and then I think. I should have them do some stuff for me.

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