My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL
The toilets at my work have me so spoiled. Now when I'm in public and the toilet doesn't flush automatically, I look at it like "EXCUSE ME!
This is a painting of the sermon on the mount. The sermon on the mount is worth a read. It is a masterpiece in true goodness and morality
Internet kid's first day - funny pictures
When you're phone has no signal and you go all Lion King on it. haha yep, I do this all the time. I never have signal in my house. At least I'll have fun doing it now.
I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.
Normally I don't post political stuff on FB, but this made me laugh so hard! It's humor people. No political comments allowed!
Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.
Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny
Funny pictures about Story Time Jesus. Oh, and cool pics about Story Time Jesus. Also, Story Time Jesus.
As well as Australian accents, and Irish accents, and Scottish accents.
I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.
This is so true. Makes me feel sad that I seriously have to change the channel. Can't watch, it is the worst commercial ever!
ecard: I see all these moms who can do everything and then I think. I should have them do some stuff for me.