So funny

Some eCards: I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001

Haha I totally do this!!

More like three times! I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know I mean business.

So true!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick.

My life in words.

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All the time...

Most people have ah-hah moments. I have aww-fuck moments :P


Pretty much how i feel everyday at work.

too funny.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

Hahaha this made me laugh!

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level. I out-boob everybody!


My nickname is "Gillette" because I'm the best a man can get. Also I will cut you. This is awesome !

So funny

hahahahahaha - nothing like being tasered to add 'spark' to your relationship!


Free and Funny News Ecard: I’m undecided about which pants to wear today -- smarty or fancy?

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 76 Pics

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 76 Pics

HOT the King of Pop: Michael Jackson - photo taken by annie leibovitz, Sigue siendo el REY.

For all the times you think you are "overweight" @Angela Gray Kennington

It's a sacrifice, but I'm doing it for ya'll.

I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn't be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny AND thin. It's public service really.


Do you have this in a size for people who actually eat funny fashion / shopping cartoon

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Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Easy as pie...yum

I wish losing weight was as easy as losing my mind.