HA!

So funny! I feel a spree coming on. It's either a shopping one, or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you.

Haha

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

THANK YOU!!!!!!

can they really start making that announcement please- just today I had some parents let their kids run around the shop! There are plants and tons of breakable things everywhere!

guilty

"that awkward moment when you realize you just punished you kid for acting exactly like you" happens all the time :)

Murder/Missing person

It's only murder if they find the body. Until then, it's just a missing person

:D

One time I wished a bitch would and it came true. oh my goshhhhhh!

LMAO!

I hear you find it unattractive when women curse. I guess we won't be fucking any time soon.


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