My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because I got laid" Ah, love your sense of humor. So refreshing. I so agree with this.-) So so agree!
A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman? The floor's still wet.