Hilarious Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Honestly Don't Give A F*ck

The Best Funny Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Are SO DONE

Please God, don't let me see any more sales cause you know I'm weak!

Please God, don't let me see any more sales cause you know I'm weak!

My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said   "everyone here is alive because I got laid"

My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because I got laid"

35 Struggles All Girls With Thick Hair Know To Be True

35 Struggles All Girls With Thick Hair Know To Be True

Thick hair struggles.. yes thats me.. everyone is always like omg you have a lot of hair! I'm like.. no really...?? seriously.. anyone want some hair I bet I have enough for the both of us.. hahah

I'm engaged, and have 5 kids from different men. Before you judge: I'm playing sims, and my husbands keep getting stuck in the pool and dying.

I'm engaged, and have 5 kids from different men. Before you judge: I'm playing sims, and my husbands keep getting stuck in the pool and dying.

2006: let me pick out an awesome ring tone for when people call me. 2016: keeps phone on silent so I don’t have to know when people call me.

2006: let me pick out an awesome ring tone for when people call me. 2016: keeps phone on silent so I don’t have to know when people call me.

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