Hilarious Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Honestly Don't Give A F*ck
Please God, don't let me see any more sales cause you know I'm weak!
My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because I got laid"
❉⇾she ran away in her sleep and dreamed of paradise⇽❉
Thick hair struggles.. yes thats me.. everyone is always like omg you have a lot of hair! I'm like.. no really...?? seriously.. anyone want some hair I bet I have enough for the both of us.. hahah
I need this...like, a lot
I'm engaged, and have 5 kids from different men. Before you judge: I'm playing sims, and my husbands keep getting stuck in the pool and dying.
2006: let me pick out an awesome ring tone for when people call me. 2016: keeps phone on silent so I don’t have to know when people call me.
This is awesome!