No joke."I didn't do anything because I have a day off I want to relax!like I relax on Saturdays doing dishes, laundry, and cleaning?
How to exercise at home when you own a dog. This is why it's hard for me to exercise at home!
The best part about our job is the 'You'll never believe what I just saw' moments. oh man, so many of these moments. And "You'll never believe what I just heard".
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!
Hahaha maybe a LAME girl's video game. - a video game nerd
you mean when I pin an outfit or shoes they don't automatically appear in my closet?
Funny Workplace Ecard: Your call is important to us.please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
You know you're overworked when you count going to the bathroom as taking a break. My life at work!
Just because I k now I could get more done if I got up earlier doesn't mean I have any intention of ever trying it - morning humor
Dogs are furry children that will never ask for money, a car or a phone. And they are always glad to see you.so true!
Where do all the cranky old men come from.and why do they like me?
One day I will be hot and skinny, but not today. Today I want chocolate and fried anything. We all have these days! ((This is so me:: I want some *CHOCOLATE* or some *MickeyD's French Fries* RIGHT now!
Free, Reminders Ecard: If you don't hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.
I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress . Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.
Vacation is just a fancy word for I'm taking a few days off work that way I dont go bat shit crazy and kill someone. Here's to Summer Vacation!
Definitely me. If only I could wake up earlier.