Hahaha they would - though Martin would definitely help dapper up John.
When you're mad at your parents...
John Green everybody...
John Green: Dad of tumblr. <3
John Green, the Hufflepuff. This makes me so happy, you don't even know!
I have a feeling he waited his entire life to tell this joke.
Yes please bc John Green finds literally every Tumblr thing related to him.
In memory of the very fictional character, Augustus Waters, it is my duty to find and purchase these.