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raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

LOL Burn!

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Um yes.

There's plenty of fish in the sea. I just suck and fishing. we suck at fishing!

A true friend does not sit quietly assuming your dramas are pointless. A true friend pries deep into your soul to find out why your dramas have meaning to you, and why you continue to be a part of dramas in your life.

true

“You don’t have bigger balls than me… Mine had to be put in my chest to avoid chaffing.” strange but funny.

Hahahahahaha

Funny Reminders Ecard: Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die.

YES!!!!

Funny pictures about Next time a stranger talks to me. Oh, and cool pics about Next time a stranger talks to me. Also, Next time a stranger talks to me.

pahahah

Funny pictures about What girls think during their period. Oh, and cool pics about What girls think during their period. Also, What girls think during their period.

:)

I"d tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

The pillow popped . This was so our Lily. When the pillow "popped", she looked like Max from the Grinch. This pin brought such a smile to my face!

At first I was like...

At first I was like...

And it's only Wednesday.

This is how I feel some days! Today is one of those days. Today is Monday!

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