LOVE this. Too often people give me a hard time for paying my half of the tab and my go-to response is that I feel I deserve to be paid like a real human being so I can buy myself a burrito like a real human being.
Hello, I just wanted to inform you that I find you to be very attractive. Thank you, and have a nice day. (Pleasse be environmentally responsible and reuse this card on the next attractive person you see.) It would make anybody's day to get one of these!