I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

Women say that size doesn't matter but I have yet to meet a woman that owns a 3 inch crooked vibrator.

Women say that size doesn't matter but I have yet to meet a woman that owns a 3 inch crooked vibrator.

I hope I'll be doing nothing, so people could say that at least I died doing what I love.

I hope I'll be doing nothing, so people could say that at least I died doing what I love.

I'm looking forward to picketing the funeral of a Westboro Baptist Church member.

I'm looking forward to picketing the funeral of a Westboro Baptist Church member.

Thank you for cutting off funding to cancer screening programs in order to prove that you are pro-life.

Thank you for cutting off funding to cancer screening programs in order to prove that you are pro-life.

I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.

I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.

I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.

I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.

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