I'm going to hell in every religion.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.
Women say that size doesn't matter but I have yet to meet a woman that owns a 3 inch crooked vibrator.
I hope I'll be doing nothing, so people could say that at least I died doing what I love.
I'm looking forward to picketing the funeral of a Westboro Baptist Church member.
Thank you for cutting off funding to cancer screening programs in order to prove that you are pro-life.
I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Running away from home was easier when I didn't have a mortgage payment.