Texas Thing, Texas Born, Texas Girl, Things Texas, God Blessed, Texas Forever
God Blessed Texas...Texas pride ~ "There’s a vastness here and I believe that the people who are born here breathe that vastness into their soul. They dream big dreams and think big thoughts, because there is nothing to hem them in." ~Conrad Hilton
All men are created equal. Except Texans, we were created a little better than anyone else. (hehehe)
All men are created equal...except Texans...we were created a little better
this is true because God blessed Texas with his own hands
It's a Texas thing - y'all wouldn't understand.
Bahahaha! Love it! Texas forever! <3
Texas born.. Lol
Texas born :)
All Men are Created Equal....
Watching a new show…
Send Help, Giggle, My Life, Winter Break, Funny Stuff, Doctor Who, So True, Grey, Dr. Who
No, I'm definitely not okay. My eyes are burning, I'm emotionally exhausted, and I've started to giggle at random things that aren't actually funny. Is there a problem?
Me watching Doctor Who. Or Sherlock. Or Once Upon A Time. Or My Little Pony. Do you know if I should press the 'send help' button?
How I spent most of my winter break… << Just your break? That's how I spend my life.
Send help!...or popcorn...Honestly, I'd rather have popcorn. /// haha so true
When I watch Doctor Who, Grey's Anatomy, or Desperate Housewives...
This has been my life lately... you can't say no to Doctor Who
Whenever I start a new show… funny stuff
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"invested in the outcome"...not control freak. Don't know if it's INFJ, but it's ME.
I'm not a control freak... Can I show you the right way to do that?
Story of my life. I'm not a control freak, people are just stupid.
This is so me except for one thing, I KNOW I'm a control freak!
This is me! I'm such a control freak!!
I'm not really a control freak...
I'm not a control freak but...
Control freak. Its a curse.
Not a control freak at all
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Women's "Born & Raised" Texas American Apparel Grey Shirt. $24.95, via Etsy. I need this shirt!!!
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"Born & Raised" Texas Tee
cute shirt idea
Yup. I'm totally an only child.
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Funny Confession Ecard: If you don't understand how a woman can both love her sister and want to wring her neck at the same time, you were probably an only child. @Michaila Riedler @Kristina Rudy @Laren Riedler
Funny Confession Ecard: If you don't understand how a woman can both love her sister and want to wring her neck at the same time, you were probably an only child.
now that's a sister quote I can relate to!
now that's a sister quote Iol
Funny Confession Ecard
Yep. Sisters. Haha
Texas born & raised and proud of it!
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love that Texas humor
K-stater. Avid Reader. Wannabe Singer. Comic Book Lover. Football Fanatic. Pearl Wearing. Jesus Loving. Texas Girl.
BitB WearHouse: 22 Words
Your Child Is Being Eaten By A Camel. Do You... The answer is b. lol
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Well......I'd be more worried the poor kid would drown in camel slobber AND pissed at the camel for making me clean that off my kids head and out of his ears !! A great pic for his wedding in the far future
"Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you... a) save your child - or - b) take a photo" HAHA! This is something I would do. My poor kids.
I can hear the comment now - "This will be a funny pictures. What's a little camel slobber!?!?"
Haha! Poor kid will probably fear camels the rest of his life.
Camel nom nom nom. (Good eye, Kristina Stonehill.)
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This girl is always thinking about the diet coke. // Once upon a time, that was me.
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You can pretty much just photoshop me in this picture!
This girl is always thinking about the diet coke.
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Brunettes Because Somebody Has To Be Smart. Ha ha - a shout out to all of my blond friends - LOVE YA ;)
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I don't think this is funny...women making nasty comments about each others appearance is never acceptable. How can we make a stand if we're pitted against each other? :-(
Brunettes Because Somebody Has To Be Smart @Lauren Davison Mullins you now need this shirt!!!
Brunettes Because Somebody Has To Be Smart (sorry my blonde friends, I couldn't resist)
#Truth Brunettes Because Somebody Has To Be Smart
Haha - sorry to all my blonde hair friends ;)
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You can’t control everything…curly hair problems...
Ahhhh..so true, curly hair problems, I have them!
curly hair problems...yessssss!!!!! My life
this is my life. curly haired problems.
So true... curly hair problems
hashtag curly hair problems
Bad hair day, anyone?
So #true. #bad #hair #day
Isn't it so
Giggle, Proof Reading, Too Late, Story Of My Life, Funny Stuff, College Problems, Totally Me
true story. I suck at proof reading and my autocorrect is a Pain in the ass. I have huge man hands, I type horribly on my iPhone & ipad...I also didn't go to college to be a writer. I joined the army, became a mom and artist. As long as I don't speak like an illiterate..I honestly don't care.
I always send words that don't make sense and catch it way after the fact
no joke I proofread about a thousand times
Giggles..Unfortunate, but true
Proof reading that's me :)
real life college problems
no joke, thats totally me!
story of my life!
hahahahha my life.
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So true! This is me. "I do things by myself because no one can meet my ridiculously high expectations"
So true, but most of the time I can't even meet my own (ridiculously high) expectations!
So true! This is me. chris just pointed to me and said "true"
So true for work and home. Basically my life!
So true! Story of my life...
High expectations,SO TRUE
So true! ecards
Oh so true...
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I Was Just Wondering... Does Anyone Else Road Rage Pushing A Cart Through Wal-Mart.... Or Is It Just Me???
I was just wondering.... Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart... Or is it just me? Oh...so true!
I was just wondering... Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart... or is it just me? #ecards I have a feeling everyone else feels this way too.....
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I was just wondering ... Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart ... or is it just me?
So true. Every time I go into Walmart I mutter: "And this is why I hate Walmart"
♥FUN♥ 68 ROAD RAGE-WALMART-E CARD
Happens at least once a day
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"Happens all the time! You know why? Because people suck."<<<< I am leaving this description because I think this person understands how I feel! My favorite is when someone really annoying interrupts me and I have to stop talking.
That awkward moment when you're telling a story & realized no one's listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything.
That awkward moment when you're telling a story every day of my life
This happens to me way to often... Hahahahah story of my life
That awkward moment...the reason I stay quiet all of time...
so funny! this is everyday of my life
That awkward moment when . . . .
True story. All the time
Haha so true
People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair!
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People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair! So True! @Bailey Hunter @Rachel Hunter
I have had naturally curly hair (and have tried countless ways to straighten it) all my life, but now that I've come to love my curly hair, it's bailed on me!
Ain't that the truth...People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair!
People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair! Story of my life ;)
Peanuts' own curly-girl, Frieda!
Frieda from Peanuts. #curlyhair
curly hair. True story!
Alice Royer posted People always expect more of you when you have naturally curly hair! to their -funny things!- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.
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Story of my life.
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All the time! Texts, emails, phone calls... seriously... I'm surprised I have friends.
texts, emails, messages....it happens. All.the.time.
story of my life...this is a new issue too lol
texts, emails, messages....it happens
Omg, I thought I was the only one!
Story of my life. So true.
Exactly what I just said!
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This is ME. Every single time I go to the grocery store! It's like a competition you have with yourself, HAHAHA!
HAHA My husband makes fun of me for doing this everytime we go to the grocery store!
This is literally the story of my life after every grocery store trip ...
HAHAHA - this is one for my husband. He totally hates making two trips!
This is my husband every time we go grocery shopping
This is totally me on grocery shopping days...
This is totally me! Every. Single. Time.
funny stuff - I do this all the time!
so true. i HATE making two trips!!!
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the daily battle
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"My dream is to get through one family meal without saying the phrase, 'Eat your dinner!' on repeat. I dream big, I know..." This is my life right now.
This is my life right now!! This too shall pass:-) "stop talking and eat!!!!"
Story of my life...funny but so true!
Hahahahaha every. Single. Night.
Dream big--so true lately!
I dream big...so true!!
Every single night!!!
This would be nice...
My big dreams
I used to think Happy Hour was at 5:00. Turns out it is the 60 minutes between your kids going to bed and you going to bed.
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"if you're typing a status update that says you have a migraine, then you clearly don't know what a migraine is." so true! #ecard #headache
Free, Confession Ecard: I just wish I could have my own Ed Sheeran to follow me around and sing my life to me in his own, perfect words.
Sarcastic E-cards | ... of a sensitive disposition - The sarcastic ecards thread - Page 18
Happy Valentine Day. LMAO. so true
HAHAHA SO TRUE!! #funny #ecards
So true, my life exactly!
That is some funny shit!
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So Funny! Would have really came in handy for my wedding! There's so many good ideas out there now...oh well...wouldn't change a thing! ;-)
haha TRUE! Well, not a do-over... How about just a 2nd wedding for fun? ;) Or maybe I'll just keep all these idea for one day, when we renew our vows?!
SO many creative things and ideas I wish I knew then!! Guess they'll have to wait for my future daughter's wedding..
Happily celebrating 20 years of wedded bliss.... still like pinning all the cool ideas!
Pinterest Wedding do-over...no offense but there's some fantastic ideas out there lol
It was around I just didnt know about it :( but thats prob a good thing
You have no idea how many times that thought has entered my mind....
True! So many different ideas I can get married a million more times
for real! hmm... we will have to do a vow renewal ceremony! :)
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Story of my life haha have my family to thank for this one :)
For real! People are just dumb.
Story of my life!! ;)
Story of my life.
little reasons to smile
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I don't usually pin this types of stuff, but this is seriously one of my favorite things :)
Um, always. Always in my comfy clothes at home!
Little Reasons to Smile:) #fitness #body #sexy
this is my life everyday
Totally my style!
Favorite thing <3
A girl thing
0 to 60 in 5 seconds....
Holiday, Craft, Witch Sign, Heehee, Halloween Signs, Halloween Ideas, Happy Halloween
Well yes, I do feel kinda witchy while learning to drive stick shift.
halloween humor | Halloween humor | HOLIDAY IDEAS
Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are The Main Reason I Have Trust Issues.
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Free, Confession Ecard: Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are The Main Reason I Have Trust Issues.
Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are The Main Reason I Have Trust Issues. | Confession Ecard
Funny thing is: I LOVE raisin cookies, oatmeal raisin cookies best
Was that my out loud voice?