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Bahaha I'm so doing this if I ever have a daughter
Laughing, That, Remember This, Shotguns Shells, Quote, Funny Stuff, My Dads, Daughters, Boyfriends
bitch quotes for guys dating my daughter | Dad Daughter Quotes on Pinterest
Must remember this one lol
When your daughters boyfriend picks her up for a date, throw a shotgun shell at him. Then tell him "it moves a LOT faster after 10PM" My dad would do that to me....
hahahahahahahahahahha pretty accurate
Roads Rage, In Driving, Funny Shit, Quotes, So True, Funny Stuff, Things, Language, True Stories
Things I Say While I'm Driving... ---- excuse the language but it's so true (without the language)!
Things I Say While I'm Driving...sorry about the language. I'm trying to get a hold on my road rage
That's funny stuff!
Things I say to myself while driving. lol true story
Things I Say While I'm Driving...its seriously like someone sat in my car and quoted me!
Funny Christmas Cards, Christmas Parties, Vintage Christmas, The Holidays, Bed, Funny Stuff, Trees, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas
@Lindsey Cato...ha ha this will be us at the Christmas party this year!!!
Funny Christmas Card
How I feel about the holidays. Merry Christmas!
Happy holidays! Get lit! Lol
Haha! The tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year .... Merry Christmas
Vintage Christmas Card
Cheer up and play that funky music Pug Boy
Cheer Up, Dexter Plays, Pugs Boys, Moochi Plays, Funky Music, Mighty Pugs, Music Pugs, Plays Music, Pugs Dexter
Moochie plays music!
Here's how that would really go...
Dutch Ovens, Grey Wedding, Real Life, Best Friends, Husband Farts, My Life, My Husband, Just Laughing, Funny Husband
Other than the fact that Phil says "hot box" instead of "Dutch oven", this is my life. Sigh...
Marriage is getting to have a sleep over with your best friend, every single night of the week. Assuming, of course, that your best friend likes to fart under the covers and then hold them over your head while screaming, "DUTCH OVEN!!!" @Jamie Wise Husack @Amanda Snelson Krout
This is what my husband did to me on our WEDDING NIGHT!! And we're about to hit 18 years. Must be love...or brain damage from the "Dutch oven."
Floral Grey Wedding Guest Outfit
THIS IS REAL LIFE.
Old Schools, Middle Schools, 90S Kids, Remember This, Memorial Mornings, So Sad, True Stories, Haha So True, Phones
This was so nerve wrecking, thank god for mobile phones!
Haha. So true!
So true yet so sad!
So remember this from middle school sleepovers :)
Hahaha!!! Only 90s kids.
Ecards Funny Feelings, My Life, Mondays Ecards Humor, Ecards Funny Drinks, Funny Mondays Quotes, Funny Drinks Ecards, Back To Work, Funny Ecards, Funny Mondays Ecards
Funny Drinking Ecards
my life most days
Funny E-cards About Work | funny ecards bannedinhollyood 22 27 Funny eCards To Start Your Work ...
Ain't that the truth! I'm sure this will be my slogan when I'm back to work in a few months!
Naps on naps on naps
Quotes, My Life, So True, Life Mottos, Naps Time, Things, Living, True Stories, Take A Naps
So true :] this is like my life quote right here:)
Take a Nap! My life motto
TRUE STORY OF MY LIFE!! :) I'm sure Dustin will love this one!!
We had a saying at Bible school - sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do it take a nap.
It is funny how when we are children we hate nap time and how as adults there are few things better. In both cases a good cuddle helps, too. :)
I so live by this! My life quote for sure :)
Emily, you know I do this :)
Accomplishment, Absolutely, My Life, Crosses, Ecards, Definitions, Don'T Judge, Admit, Totally Me
Im so busy lists absolutely rule my life
Don't judge me. ~ I admit to doing this!!!
If this ecard exists then I'm NOT the only one who does this- and I DEFINITELY do this lol!!
OK, I have to admit I do this! ;) Here's hoping you get everything crossed off your list today!
I'm so embarrassed to admit this is TOTALLY me
Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list. | Workplace Ecard
I do this a lot! "Oh! I put away that box. It wasn't on my list but I have to write it down then cross it off, just so that later I'll remember all that I've accomplished today!" All. The. Time.
Kids Chore, Good Ideas, Ransom Boxes, For Kids, Cute Ideas, Teaching Kids, Great Ideas, Mom Pick, Chore Charts
Toy Ransom Box [Kids Chores] such a cute idea
Kids' chore box for when mom picks up their stuff.~ Great Idea
this is kind of funny:) Toy Ransom Box [Kids Chores] ~ Be Different...Act Normal Great way to teach kids to pick up their things.
Toy Ransom Box [Kids Chores] if my mom did this i would have done all of my chores. way better than a chore chart!
Maybe not "fun" for kids, but a good idea. Toy Ransom Box [Kids Chores] ~ Be Different...Act Normal
Toy Ransom Box [Kids Chores] ...Ooooohhh! GREAT idea!
"This is why I invite @Chelsie Lewis over so often. I keep hoping this will work..." says Danielle. Ha! So, I saw this pin on the homepage and thought it was funny. Not knowing my sister was the one who had pinned it, I started to post it and saw the little caption underneath. Imagine my secret joy when I realized it was my darling sister, who had posted this pin in my honor. :)
Thoughts, Ocd, Laughing, Houses, Good Ideas, Quotes, Clean, Funny Stuff, Great Ideas
Haha... My best friend is OCD and cleans my house. Great idea
Good idea, but I'm the OCD girl and can't keep my house clean.
This made me laugh, though of course, OCD is a serious condition and I don't mean to make light of it, just the part about people who like things nice and neat coming and cleaning my house.
Does it mean I have OCD if my first thought was "Oh, that would be fun to be able to clean someone else's house!"?
Parties Animal, Funny Dogs, 21St Birthday, Funny Pugs, Too Funny, Funny Animal, Pugs Life, Friday Night, True Stories
Funny Dog Photo: Pugs, man, pugs. They're real party animals.
Too funny!! Pug life!
too funny #funny #dogs #puppies #animals #pets funny animals
21st birthdays around the worlds
too funny!! @Jackie Mendoza maybe I shld put this under true story!? LMAO
Stages of a Friday night reenacted by pugs... @Brittany Scott PUG LIFE
Can I keep him???
Best Friends, Moonmoon, Real Life, Elephant, Funny Stuff, Funny Animal, Moon Moon, New Friends, True Stories
Funny Animals: Elephant's best friend is a dog! Hehe
Funny Animals Pic Animal The Day ...........click here to find out more https://guy.googydog.com/p More amazing and funny stuff at: http://funiest-stuff.com/funny-kids-pictures
This is actually a true story about a friendship at the Elephant Sanctuary in Tennessee and a stray dog. They were best friends.
Tarra and Bella - real life friends at the Elephant Sanctuary.
No, Moon Moon.
Best Friends, Bull Terriers, Pet, Pitbull, Canvas, Pit Bull, Poor Dogs, Kid, Animal
This is why kids are dangerous to all animals.
Kids Best Friend
Poor dog ♡... Re-pin by www.StoneArtUSA.com ~ affordable custom pet memorials for everyone.
white canvas for kids lol
Funny kids, pets.
funny pitbull pics | Bull Terrier Coloring Fun | Pit Bull Extreme
"I have a problem"
Pizza Parties, Fat Pugs, Funny Dogs, Funny Pictures, Pugs Dogs, Pugs Life, Weights Loss, New Years, Diet Start
Funny pug dog. Dogs diet starts… next week.
Diet starts next week US Humor - Funny pictures, Quotes, Pics, Photos, Images on imgfave
Pug Pizza Party of 1
Funny Dog Photo: Fat pug wants pizza tonight.
Laughing, Sandwiches, Quotes, Truelove, Boys, True Love, Funny, Things, Guys
What Is This Whole Thing About The Sandwich? ...never Heard Of It ... I Do Them Myself ... But It´s Nice To Know It´s Such A Big Thing For Women ... Like Having Sex, No? ... What? ...The Analogy Is A Stretch ... How Stretchy? ... Why Are You Laughing? ... So It´s Not That Stretchy Or It´s Stretchy? ... Could I Get A Sandwich Then? ....
I hate it when guys say "go make me a sandwich" but this is funny!
Funny boy type tumblr funny quote | Funny Pictures | Funny Quotes | Funny Jokes – Photos, Images, Pics
you're the type of boy i'd make a sandwich for ♥ true love. Haha
Best Friends, Bestfriends, Pet, Help Hands, Service Dogs, Baby Dogs, Things, Photography, Animal
For the love of pets. Because they are things in life that simply have no words... | The Bluebird Patch
#animals #dogs #photography
My Service Dog isn't a pet, but a partner!
best #Baby Dogs
best friend #animals
Dogs Beds, Sweet, Best Friends, Funny Pictures, Pet, Bad Dreams, Puppy, Funny Animal, Kids
Funny pictures of kids
Bad dreams wouldn't dare frighten this sweet boy with his best friend keeping guard! Grrrr...
Funny Animals--- how sweet!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 51 Pics......<MW>... #Dogs #puppies #cute #animals #Pets
funny caption dog baby sleeping in dog bed he have bad dreams
Words Of Wisdom, Remember This, Goodadvice, Food For Thoughts, My Sons, Quote, So True, True Stories, Good Advice
There's truth to be told through this great quote. Food for thought for all of my friends making the plunge
So true! Words of wisdom.
"Don't marry..." I wish I had been told this one early on because it's so true. I want my son to be exactly like the man I'm married to. #poster #saying #sign #quote #marry #marriage #man #husband #date #dating #boyfriend #son
So true. good advice. what about printing quotes like this out and having them set up tables for people to take on the way out of the wedding. there could be 1 set of advice for single people, and another for couples.
good advice, need to remember this!
How to get a back rub. MUST GET THIS SHIRT!!!
Massage, Gifts Ideas, Shirts, Father Day Gifts, Fatherday, Fathers Day, Kids, Dads, Racing Track
Gift idea for Ryan when we have kids - Happy Father's Day, here's a massage disguised as a race track! Haha :)
Back Rub shirt- To: Daddy From: the kids (good Father's Day gift idea that my dad would LOVE)
Stuff Dad... im making one for me! car t shirt, may have to be a FAther's day gift! Very cute gift for Dad! The kids can play and dad can get a massage as he sleeps!
Back rub shirt. Genius. #Fatherday
I sure do!
Life, Yep, Quotes, Funny, So True, Truths, Blankets, Sleep, True Stories
Yep true story!
truth. I sleep with a blanket & a fan.
Story of my life :) I just sleep with the blanket in the middle and stick my head and feet out :)
Ha ha how funny I was just telling my friend how I must sleep with a blanket regardless , how hot it is.
Yep. I can't sleep without my whole body underneath the blanket. Plus it needs to be tucked under the mattress because I move in my sleep. A lot.
quote. my life
So true. I make my room warm in the winter with a portable heater and an electric blanket and in the summer I make my room nice and cold so I can still sleep with my down comforter!
lmao so true, story of my life
I love sleep way too much.
Ha. Replace alarm clock with two-year-old and it's my life.
Haha so true. I hate the police :)
This is so true!!! I'm addicted.
Lol....that is me! Except sometimes my husband is the police bc he's my alarm clock! ;-)
This is accurate in so many ways.
Alarm Clocks, Absolutely, My Husband, My Life, Accur, Addiction, I Love Sleep, True Stories, Haha So True
The poor uterus