Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

Haha! Just like ask and ax...

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.

LOL So true!

Funny Confession Ecard: According to this BMI chart. At least I figured out the problem.


its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

Some days I sure feel this way...

5 Steps To Building Your Own Epic Blanket Fort

"In the blanket fort with Jack.I have decided that I no longer want to be an adult. if anyone needs me, i will be in my blanket fort, coloring with Jack".


I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can


Funny Workplace Ecard: I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day. Happens every darn day!

this is how i usually feel....

Motivational Poster #65

I'm not running AWAY from something, I'm running TOWARD something. Specifically, toward a pan of brownies. Or just brownie mix.


This is my freaking life story! Champagne taste on a beer budget.

One of my mottos ;)

Funny Birthday Ecard: I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

And I'm not even joking.

I'm really sick and tired of food having calories.


Funny Reminders Ecard: Did you ever have 'one of those days' when you forgot to eat? Yea, me neither.hahah I always wonder how people say that