Oh, if only people understood this.I need at least four cups of coffee to function and, then, it's still questionable if I am 'functioning'.

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

When your a kid all you want to do is grow up.then when you grow up all you want is to be a kid again. Life is soooo much easier when your a kid!

Funny Friendship Ecard: Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.

Funny Family Ecard: 'I am the big sister which makes me the boss! This ones for you Yevette lol

So many children need to hear this! I'm sorry you're mad because you just found out the world doesn't revole around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it.