Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.
Things that kids realize. Seriously so true, this is my childhood. OMG I remember every one of these
LOL I actually do this frequently, there are just so many idiots in this world. how will they EVER learn if there weren't people like me in the world!
Let me know when you're able to emotionally process me calling you out on your bullshit. I'll be here. Oh Hell Yeah!
Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.
So bitchy, so funny! "Im changing my name to 'Nobody' on fb so when i see stupid crap ppl post.
bridesmaids - This movie is Hilarious! This is how I feel when I have a lemonade, very refreshing!
What happens to guys who are bad boyfriends in this incarnation, they get turned into 'boyfriend material' for sweaters worn by the good guys!
Send this message to get someone to stop texting you. People are dumb so this will work.
First world problems- sad but so so true