I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Except for me it's "I don't get drunk, I get happy."
"My brain when I try to sleep: "All my bills. All my chores. All the stress. Who am I? What is the universe?!" My brain during the day: "Potato potato, ching chong tomato""
Pooch Inspiration | Dog Quotes "When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad." -Kristan Higgins
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How god created animals
Drum solos, guitar riffs, etc. I sing it all!