"If you are not willing to look stupid, nothing great is ever going to happen to you" - Dr Gregory House Quote

I can't stop laughing. I just keep looking and keep dying every time. His feet are fluffy under the water and the look on his face!!!!

The Trust Of The Innocent Is The Liar’s Most Useful Tool

No I Dont Want A Bath // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes -

Level of Maturity…

just a thought..

Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe I need to remember this!

"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly." —Betty White

"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly." —Betty White Maybe this is why my daughter feels I only need 2 hours of sleep at night ;


I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

mumford says it all

"In these bodies we will live, in these bodies we will die. Where you invest your love, you invest your life." - Mumford & Sons, Awake My Soul

So true.

Funny Friendship Ecard: It's not brunch with the girls unless one of us is in the clothes from the night before.

The perfect wine glass!

Funny pictures about The perfect wine glass. Oh, and cool pics about The perfect wine glass. Also, The perfect wine glass photos.


Audrey Hepburn Happy Girls Are The Prettiest Quote Wall Decal X ( I would LOVE this for my room!

& i Love It.

GINGER IS AWESOME. I love gingers. If you're a ginger, we can almost positively be friends. And you were nice. And not a creepy stalker that saw me write this then dyed your hair red. But yeah.