It's not funny unless you say it out loud, im dying. ( I had my husband read this out loud, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe)

Baby got back

Hello, you've reached Now kick them nasty thoughts. I'm totally answering the phone at work like this tomorrow!


How to tell someone ran a marathon…

sticker on their car. sticker on their car. sticker on their car. WE GET IT.


you son of a biscuit eating bull dog! what the french toast! you thought i wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen! haha loved that commercial!

best "jumping" picture ever

*laughs* they look like fun guys to hang out with. One of the best "jumping" pictures ever. If you can call this a "jumping" picture! *laughs* [I'm pretty sure they "fell" into the pool afterwards.