Why is it called a walkie talkie, but a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky?... Good question. I have wondered this myself!! LOL

I am totally going to start calling my vacuum a pushy sucky.makes vacuuming sound much more fun!

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Highway To Hell - Stairway To Heaven

i just could not help myself, this makes me chuckle

Have you ever had one of those days, when you're holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinata? Yep sure have!

When life shuts a door... Open it again. It's a door. That's how they work.

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I'm just going to jump in the Hypothetical Argument Simulator.

Best non swearing insults. WHOA SINCE WHEN IS BEING IN HUFFLEPUFF A BAD THING YOU IDIOTS. And 4 has a cuss word. http://ibeebz.com

Better alternative to " Even the kids in Hufflepuff wouldn't like you"


Fuck you in the face.

Lmfao im dead!

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