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Thoughts Catalog, Life, Quotes Funny, Tricks Ponies, Funny Stuff, House, Moroccan Cafe, Misc Thoughts, Exact Thoughts
My exact thoughts when our friendship ended. See ya!
One Trick Pony
The only "issues" I have are you, so stay away from me, my house and out of my life and you shouldn't have to worry about "my issues"! I don't have room for ungrateful, rude, bitchy, narcissistic, fake, weird and insulting people!
Humor Inspiration Quotes, So True, Crossword Puzzle, Fake Friends, Fake Relationships, Fake People, Personalized Quotes, True Stories, Pictures Quotes
Fake friends happen
Because they are fake people
The Good Vibe - Inspirational Picture Quotes
my face never lies
Facials Expressions, Quotes, Funny, Truths, So True, Poker Faces, Open Books, I'M, True Stories
True story. I have no poker face.
So true. You always know what I'm thinking by my facial expressions!
So true. I'm an open book and wear my heart on my sleeve. It's a little much for some people to handle, but I just don't see the point of playing games or being any other way.
True quotes funny from FB
So true! Even playfully, I have the worst poker face!!
Funny.... But so true! I'm the worst.
Truth... So true it's funny
Stuff from the Outside
haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.
Amenities, Basic, Drinking Coffee, Alcohol, Humor, Ecards, Hilarious, Safety First, Yup
Alcoholism or serial killer?
I don't really worry about it, but this is friggin' hilarious!!!
...drinking coffee that is. I am not a morning person.
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.
Mondays Mornings Humor, Funny Adulthood Quotes, Mornings Personalized, Funny Humor, My Life, Funny Nursing, Ecards, Single Mornings, Haha So True
The story of my life every morning :)
Man I wish I was a morning person!!
Haha so true
95 Funny Nursing eCards and Memes - Nurseslabs
Every morning, man. Every. Single. Morning.
"I hate it, when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face."
Adulthood, Be Nice, Real Life, Amenities, My Life, So True, Couple, Being An Adult, True Stories
Being an "adult"
Gah. Real life.
"I hate it, when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face."...I feel this way about a couple people. Lol!
"I hate it, when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face." Story of my life!
"I hate it, when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face." so true and everyday
'Alcohol May Not Solve Your Problems'
Wine, Dust Jackets, Books Jackets, Quotes, Alcohol, Funny, Dust Covers, True Stories, Dust Wrappers
I'll take the wine over milk or water anyday. http://www.weinkeller.ca/reservations #wine #weinkeller #funny #quote #love #drink #art #design #graphic #illustration #wino #celebrate #food #WineWords #Words
Alcohol May Not Solve Your Problems but... True Story Bro! :-D
Alcohol may not solve your problems but neither will water or milk - #funny #quote #lol
Laughing, Quotes, Bad Cases, Funny Stuff, Humor, Ecards, I'M, Funnystuff, True Stories
i'm laughing way too hard at this. What a great one liner!
Too Bad She Can Never Zumba Away that Face (true story) lol
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Funny Confession Ecard: Fuck that bitch, I'm prettier than her.
...sad but true although I try to say it quietly when others are around lol
Hahahahahahahaha Sad, Good Things, My Life, Lefti Loosey, Hard Times, Alphabet Songs, So True, Hahah Sad, Funny Ecards
Welcome to my life.... everytime.
Righty tighty lefty loosey
Certainly Do! Why mess with a good thing??!
How was I allowed to grow up?? I also have a hard time with left and right....
So true. Funny ecard
Also have to sing the alphabet song several times a day!
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Monday Morning Blues
Ill drink to that!
When ever you may be finished looking at this, try examining a huge inquiry each of us should really be asking our selves. http://whydoiexistblog.wordpress.com/ #Funny #Comedy #ecards
#Funny #ecards #truth
Beer is a must
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Hahhahahaa! Funny Facebook ecard
Oh so funny!
Why have I never thought of this?!
Good Ideas, Nails Salons, Google Translation, So True, Language, So Funny, Translation App, Be Awesome, Nail Salons
Next time I go into the nail salon I am going to turn on google translate app and we will really figure out who is talking shit. wouldnt that be awesome!?
Next time I go into the nail salon I am going to turn on google translate app and we will really figure out who is talking shit. Good idea!
Nail salon language barrier solution
Next time I go into the nail salon I am going to turn on google translate app and we will really figure out who is talking shit. So true I hahaha
You KNOW they are. omg this is so funny!!
Lol Teen Teenage, My Life, Scary Stories For Kids True, Lol Teenage Posts, So True, Funny Quotes For Teen Truths, Teenage Posts Realization, Teen Posts, Funny Kids Quotes Teenage
Story of my life!
LOL TEENAGER POST
So sad, so true
Everytime I post a teen post I literally check this of my list of being me
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Yep....Denver is my football team this year because they sported some awesome orange socks!
Hmm makes me rethink my life decisions now..
Being a girl
So true. :) makes me giggle!
@jaymejenkins 95% of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good.
Glitter emergency pills. Bad day? Open a pill, throw glitter around. I need these
Throw Glitter, Sparkle Crafts, Best Crafts Ever, Cute Ideas, Glitterpills, Glitter Pills, Glitter Crafts, Bad Day, Diy
Glitter emergency pills. Bad day? Open a pill, throw glitter around. I need these. #lifestyle #glitterpills
DIY Glitter Pill. Bad day? Open one of these bad boys up and throw glitter everywhere.
Glitter Makes Almost Everything Alright. Cute DIY Idea, "Glitter Emergency Pills". Bad Day?? Open A Pill And Throw Glitter Around :)!! Cute Idea!!
Funny Friendship, Bahahah Y, Be Nice, Haha True, People Delete, Hahahahahahaha Lov, So Funny, Be Awesome, Facebook Humor
Wouldn't that be nice!
Funny Friendship Ecard: I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I could 'Like' it.
That would be awesome!!
haha this would be very interesting
Lol So True, Sotrue, My Life, Random, Humor, Super True, So Funny, True Stories, Haha So True
haha so true
so true story of my life
super true! smiles
lol, so true...
yup only this one aint so funny
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I tried being normal once. It was the worst five minutes of my life! #funny #giggles
#true #story #funny #cute
No smiles, no laughter just being "Normal."
made me laugh - I tried being normal once. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life.
#funny #hilarious #motivational #pickmeup #truth #quote #quotes #sayings #advice #inspirational
Haha I hate running
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Running causes wine to spill Humor
I tried running ..
I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. / funny stuff - Juxtapost
This is too funny