I love this

"If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money." -Abigail van Buren Salvage Savvy: Words of Wisdom: What's Important


This is so completely true. Everytime I'm lost the first thing I do is turn down the radio, as if that will magically help me find my way.


Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!" How I feel at work


I take bitch as a compliment. I know you mean it derogatorily, but like Tina Fey says, "Bitches get stuff done." Therefore, when you call me a bitch, I assume you're intimidated by my initiative & strength.

love it

Funny pictures about Those who wear sunglasses inside. Oh, and cool pics about Those who wear sunglasses inside. Also, Those who wear sunglasses inside.


I am so guilty of this. I don't care how funny you are, if I hate you, laughter won't come from me. Then I'll laugh ;

so true

A girl's Standards- let her daddy set an amazing example for how a man should treat her. My mom is my daddy's world. He knows how to treat her right.


the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.