so true, so true lol

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

First time watching fireworks---Oh my gosh. You have to watch this. Just do it, you won't regret it. :)

First time watching fireworks - 18 Babies Experiencing Things For The First Time

I've thought about this for my single friends. Avery probably will be babysitting.

Free, Confession Ecard: When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.


Marriage IS a fairy tale. You start out at a ball in a beautiful gown and end up spending all day cleaning up after little people. Proof that moms are princesses!

These memes are universal.

If You Don't Relate To One Of These Memes, You're An Alien

Yes as long as you're happy to go out with a cross between cousin IT and fucking krusty the clown. REPOST my girl by _thequeenofeverything_

Omg puns

How many tickles?

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? This made me laugh way too hard!

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Our kids will probably go to a middle school dance and the theme is the They'll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to call me maybe.