Breastmilk is to baby ailments what cheese is to other foods...

Breastmilk is to baby ailments what cheese is to other foods...

Today I walked around the grocery store covered in vomit...

Today I walked around the grocery store covered in vomit...

It’s a little bit depressing when you stop measuring your child’s life in days...

It’s a little bit depressing when you stop measuring your child’s life in days...

Our Son is 3 days old.  72 hours, 4,320 minutes, or 259,200 seconds (give or take)...

Our Son is 3 days old. 72 hours, 4,320 minutes, or 259,200 seconds (give or take)...

Well, we did it!  It wasn’t easy, but we successfully tortured our 3 month-old baby until he learned how to fall asleep on his own.  Yep!  We’re basically the worst parents ever...    #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #sleep

Well, we did it! It wasn’t easy, but we successfully tortured our 3 month-old baby until he learned how to fall asleep on his own. Yep! We’re basically the worst parents ever... #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #sleep

Tonight as I watch him lie peacefully in bed, I imagine all the places he’ll go, all the things he’ll do, and I pray that he sleeps until 7 o’clock tomorrow morning...    #newdad #parenting #babies #sleep #gettingolder #extremes

Tonight as I watch him lie peacefully in bed, I imagine all the places he’ll go, all the things he’ll do, and I pray that he sleeps until 7 o’clock tomorrow morning... #newdad #parenting #babies #sleep #gettingolder #extremes

I can’t make him sleep… or smile, or poop, or bend his arms long enough to put a shirt on...

I can’t make him sleep… or smile, or poop, or bend his arms long enough to put a shirt on...

What do babies and cars have in common?  When new they tend to have an at-times desirable smell, they come in 2 and 4 wheel drive models, and they usually have some sort of limited warranty...

What do babies and cars have in common? When new they tend to have an at-times desirable smell, they come in 2 and 4 wheel drive models, and they usually have some sort of limited warranty...

Here’s why my Son is a genius: He sucks his thumb...

Here’s why my Son is a genius: He sucks his thumb...

So, did anyone else think that teething would take like 48 hours, tops?  No?  Just me, then…    #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #babies #teething #dad

So, did anyone else think that teething would take like 48 hours, tops? No? Just me, then… #newdad #blog #parenting #kids #babies #teething #dad

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