We can't be friends

Why or why do i always forget this until i have been dragged into cleaning up the mess - 'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

hahah true words

THIS IS SO ME! Funny Encouragement Ecard: I screwed up my diet for this Monday. Looks like i'll have to wait until next Monday since diets can't possibly start on any other day of the week.

Hahahaha yep

"Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!" Funny how my mom continually says we don't live like this! When well we kinda do mom.


Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.


I never found this to be true with Kaylee, if she was quiet leave her alone she is having fun & entertaining herself. Molly, on the other hand, if she is quiet RUN, more than likely she is eating dog food or chewing on a shoe or dog toy.

Sad truth

Pintrest reminds me how hungry, poor, and unstylish I am.

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.and it works every time.


Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Why I'd love to go to the beach with you! Unless of course you look good in a bikini.

So much love

The fact that the way I would describe most people sounds insulting if I said it aloud doesn't really bother me at all because it just makes me feel like Sherlock. though I suppose it would bother most people around me.

This is not just an Obama thing.I feel this way about most people in politics.