Why the Dinosaur's Died (T-Rex Meme)
Oh so true!!
'You are identical to cocaine -- fun, white and addictive.' My friend Angie told me that years ago, so I finally made an ecard about it. Haahah.
I feel sorry for girls who keep their douche boyfriends and keep complaining about how Chivalry's dead.
Sad but true- The only college friend you'll have for the rest of your life is Sallie Mae.
I hate it when I go to the kitchen and only find ingredients
Literally laughing hysterically as I read this
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
I'd trust a fart after a binge at Taco Bell more than I'd trust you.
My definition of insanity is doing you over and over again and expecting to have an orgasm.
bahahaha so true
sad, but true...RIP plants
... as this was my day today.
Lol. I can't sleep without a blanket because I feel like someone will get me if I don't! LOL
yep, that's me
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Besties