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Musing of a Mostly Mediocre Mom

Beth Markley
One of the best kept CSA secrets is nobody knows what to do with broccoli rabe except sauté it in butter and hide it in a glob of mashed potatoes. Funny Girls, You Funny, Funny Stuff, Make You Cry, Smiles And Laughs, Brighten Your Day, Schmidt, Girl Humor, Broccoli

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One of the best kept CSA secrets is nobody knows what to do with broccoli rabe except sauté it in butter and hide it in a glob of mashed potatoes.

I am not a wuss, and now I have a donor card. A story about a mother-son bonding moment that didn't kill either of us. Funny Girls, You Funny, Funny Stuff, Hilarious, Blood Drive, Mother Son, Make You Cry, Smiles And Laughs, Schmidt

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I am not a wuss, and now I have a donor card. A story about a mother-son bonding moment that didn't kill either of us.

I am not a wuss, and now I have a donor card. A story about a mother-son bonding moment that didn't kill either of us. Funny Girls, You Funny, Funny Stuff, Hilarious, Blood Drive, Mother Son, Make You Cry, Smiles And Laughs, Schmidt

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I am not a wuss, and now I have a donor card. A story about a mother-son bonding moment that didn't kill either of us.

You ever try putting pants on amorphous goo, Juan? Funny Girls, You Funny, Funny Stuff, Hilarious, Make You Cry, Smiles And Laughs, Brighten Your Day, Schmidt, Girl Humor

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You ever try putting pants on amorphous goo, Juan? Huh?

I wondered for a second if anyone would pick the more obscure words like sycophantic or erinaceous or pauciloquent. Tuscan House Plans, Victorian House Plans, Lake House Plans, French Country House Plans, European House Plans, Luxury House Plans, Best House Plans, Tiny House Plans, Narrow Lot House Plans

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I wondered for a second if anyone would pick the more obscure words like sycophantic or erinaceous or pauciloquent.

I apologize for my former lack of empty nest empathy. You Funny, Hilarious, Funny Girls, Funny Stuff, Make You Cry, Smiles And Laughs, Girl Humor, Comedy, Inspirational Quotes

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I apologize for my former lack of empty nest empathy.

Encouragement Archives - Page 14 of 20 - Positive Parenting Specialized You Funny, Hilarious, Funny Girls, Funny Stuff, Coping With Loss, Make You Cry, Smiles And Laughs, Special Needs, Caregiver

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What if this was the start of something chronic and debilitating? And my first thought was how inconvenient it was to have to pick him up in the middle of the day.

If I had wanted applesauce, I would have opened a jar of it, plugged my nose, unhinged my jaw and shotgunned that crap right in front of the open fridge. Funny Girls, You Funny, Funny Stuff, Make You Cry, Smiles And Laughs, Brighten Your Day, Schmidt, Girl Humor, Comedy

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If I had wanted applesauce, I would have opened a jar of it, plugged my nose, unhinged my jaw and shotgunned that crap right in front of the open fridge.

60 Of The Best Love Yourself Quotes E-mail Marketing, Marketing Digital, Internet Marketing, Best Love Quotes, Love Yourself Quotes, Writing Words, Writing Prompts, Positive Images, Positive Quotes

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This blog isn't really about hookers and cocaine. Oh, and I've given up on trying to figure out SEO.

So, what do you do when the grocery checker makes a snotty, judgmental comment? Pen a massively passive-aggressive open letter. It's how I roll. Funny Girls, You Funny, Funny Stuff, Hilarious, Make You Cry, How To Make, Passive Aggressive, Small Talk, Smiles And Laughs

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So, what do you do when the grocery checker makes a snotty, judgmental comment? Pen a massively passive-aggressive open letter. It's how I roll.

While we're talking about resolutions, I have a teensy, little rant. Happy New Year! Funny Girls, You Funny, Funny Stuff, Make You Cry, Smiles And Laughs, Oprah, Schmidt, Girl Humor, Resolutions

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While we're talking about resolutions, I have a teensy, little rant. Happy New Year!

Co-parenting is a skill that both parents must learn; you can implement these three steps to better co-parenting and have a better relationship with your ex. Marriage Advice, Relationship Advice, Failing Marriage, Divorce, Relationships, Dave Ramsey Financial Peace, Stop Fighting, Blended Learning, Co Parenting

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Have you ever hired your buddy, and then thought "that may not have been my best idea ever?"

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