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Musing of a Mostly Mediocre Mom
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the pokemon go game is being played on an iphone and it's very funny
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You ever try putting pants on amorphous goo, Juan? Huh?
What if this was the start of something chronic and debilitating? And my first thought was how inconvenient it was to have to pick him up in the middle of the day.
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What if this was the start of something chronic and debilitating? And my first thought was how inconvenient it was to have to pick him up in the middle of the day.
a person holding up a yellow vase filled with vegetables
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One of the best kept CSA secrets is nobody knows what to do with broccoli rabe except sauté it in butter and hide it in a glob of mashed potatoes.
a young boy sitting in a blue chair with his arm wrapped around another person's leg
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I am not a wuss, and now I have a donor card. A story about a mother-son bonding moment that didn't kill either of us.
I wondered for a second if anyone would pick the more obscure words like sycophantic or erinaceous or pauciloquent.
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I wondered for a second if anyone would pick the more obscure words like sycophantic or erinaceous or pauciloquent.
a man standing on train tracks with his back to the camera, facing away from him
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I apologize for my former lack of empty nest empathy.
a man holding his hand up in front of him with the words, 42 ways we've likely annoyed a teen today without even trying very hard
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It's like shooting fish in a barrel ....
Forty-seven is the new ten, people.
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Forty-seven is the new ten, people.
a man and woman standing next to each other in front of a race finish line
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Don't say I never gave you nothin'
a cake that has been cut into pieces and is sitting in a pan with the words, come to think of it i'm probably more of a pie person
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If I had wanted applesauce, I would have opened a jar of it, plugged my nose, unhinged my jaw and shotgunned that crap right in front of the open fridge.
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an old fashioned black typewriter with paper on it's top and the words dear writer's block
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This blog isn't really about hookers and cocaine. Oh, and I've given up on trying to figure out SEO.
a poster with the words winging if sounds the same in any language on it
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I know whereof I speak.
an image of a baby on the beach with text that reads, life lessons from the checkout stand scatter open letter to clicker guy nailed
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So, what do you do when the grocery checker makes a snotty, judgmental comment? Pen a massively passive-aggressive open letter. It's how I roll.
a woman with curly hair is smiling and has an ad for her watchers and opah
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While we're talking about resolutions, I have a teensy, little rant. Happy New Year!
a young boy sitting in a blue chair with his arm wrapped around another person's leg
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I am not a wuss, and now I have a donor card. A story about a mother-son bonding moment that didn't kill either of us.