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I love music and this is so true. Want to change a feeling, listen to a different song!

Lol glad I'm not the only one

You'd think after making this a million times, I would get it right but no, no I can't. - This is so me and why I now always weigh my pasta before cooking.

True haha.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I watch TV now, I really just leave the TV on while I play on my phone.

true.

Oh, this is so true! A worried mother does better research than the FBI! I'm surprised the FBI hasn't offered me a job!

Lol.

Please Pass Me That Parenting Handbook I Need To Smack My Kid With It funny quotes quote kids jokes parents lol funny quote funny quotes children funny sayings parenting humor

Here's another one I didn't really understand until recently <3 Even if it may involve similar characters, it will be completely different if it's meant to be.

"You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one." Stop thinking about the "what if". Reflect on "what is" and create the "what's next". Be in charge of your life. Start your next chapter. Be the author of your own story.

Pure. Truth.

Alcohol

!!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

true fear

You have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night. UMMM excuse u but true fear is your christmas tree falling over in the middle of the night and nocking everything off your shelf, trust me on this one.

Yep.

Valentine's Day Funny Pick Up Line - Surf The Deep Blue - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags

Best pin of life

Mornings_nap_"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."_Seriously, I have had a few of these; and I do laugh.

Sounds about right!

The danger of shopping at Target. This is me at Target shopping with the girls every single time!

Learn to be more thankful for what you are than guilty for what you're not.

Learn to be more thankful for what you are than guilty for what you're not. Cut the threads of guilt with grace - Lysa Terkeurst

Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music - my favorite therapy!

Sounds like a plan!

My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find Christian Grey lol

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