always be careful of what you hear about a woman rumors either come from a man that can't have her or woman that can't compete with her.

At that moment. I am Italian we go from 0 to 60 in seconds. So you better be quick bitch!<<<<I'm African American, so you know we're ready to sleep a bitch at any time.

When you realize it ...

Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.


Some days I can conquer the world. Other days, It takes me 3 hours to convince myself to shower.

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm - Life story of the shy introvert who can't get out of conversations.