If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control. Many days my own kids make me want to OD on birth control.

Definitely have done this.   # Pin++ for Pinterest #

I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web

its funny that a girl got into a lot of trouble for making something like this.she got so much hate mail and what-not but its true.our boobs DO go inside our shirts

Good point.

Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check since I have to pass one to earn it for you? Makes me so mad!


The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it, then you forget where that safe place is. - i wouldn't call that an awkward moment. it turns into a WTF freak out moment for me ahaha

Thought I was the only one who thinks like this :)

Funny Confession Ecard: I really wish I could see you today. Actually, I wish you could see me. I look super cute. Good hair day and fabulous shoes!


"My fellow men of the world: put the video games down. Man up, suit up, and wine & dine the f*ck out of a beautiful girl. He is seriously sexy!

so funny!  We moms could do hair so much quicker with a set of zip ties near by.

My dad actually did this to me when I went to work with him one time and didn't have a ponytail holder :/ Of course he had zip ties in his truck. Zip ties and duct tape fix everything!


hahaha Allen this would be us ;) talk about our life probs and who we hate while we sip our wine ;