If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control. Many days my own kids make me want to OD on birth control.
I don't like spiders and snakes, but.act like a black belt when I walk into a spider web
I Want To
its funny that a girl got into a lot of trouble for making something like this.she got so much hate mail and what-not but its true.our boobs DO go inside our shirts
Funny But True
All The More
Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check since I have to pass one to earn it for you? Makes me so mad!
The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it, then you forget where that safe place is. - i wouldn't call that an awkward moment. it turns into a WTF freak out moment for me ahaha
Good Hair Day
Funny Confession Ecard: I really wish I could see you today. Actually, I wish you could see me. I look super cute. Good hair day and fabulous shoes!
Haha So True
This is terrifyingly true. It happened this morning!
A Real Man
"My fellow men of the world: put the video games down. Man up, suit up, and wine & dine the f*ck out of a beautiful girl. He is seriously sexy!
My dad actually did this to me when I went to work with him one time and didn't have a ponytail holder :/ Of course he had zip ties in his truck. Zip ties and duct tape fix everything!
Love My Friends
Girls Night In
hahaha Allen this would be us ;) talk about our life probs and who we hate while we sip our wine ;
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