I would hate to ACCIDENTALLY starve to death!

someecards - I don't know if I'm hungry but I'm going to eat anyway, just in case

Compression Shorts with a Built In Holster for Running at Night... My dad thinks I need these...

Compression Shorts with a Built In Holster for Running at Night.I think every girl needs one of these First I need to start running at night. Second I'd need a gun. Third I'd maybe be afraid to run with a gun. But it's a good thought!

ha seriously!

Free, Workplace Ecard: Instead of sick days they should be called "i hate my fucking job and would rather be dead than go in today" days.

Casual face…

Funny pictures about Casual face. Oh, and cool pics about Casual face. Also, Casual face.

'What are you going to be for Halloween!?' 'A drunk girl, sitting on her couch, watching Hocus Pocus!'

'What are you going to be for Halloween!' 'A drunk girl, sitting on her couch, watching Hocus Pocus!' Looks like my Halloween costume shopping is DONE!

Someone needs to develop a seperate social network for people who can't spell & have no knowledge of grammar. Call it FASEBUK.

Free and Funny Seasonal Ecard: Someone needs to develop a seperate social network for people who can't spell & have no knowledge of grammar. Call it FASEBUK.

Mind. Blown.

difference between a moustache and a beard. Like the difference between a boy and a man.

Classic Zach Galifianikis

Drunk texts

I always thought this. I'm so honored to be someone's drunk text ha

Exactly.

Bathtub that covers my knees and boobs at the same time. Tall girl and busty girl problem.

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