Oh sisters...If you don't understand how a woman can both love her sister and want to wring her neck at the same time, you were probably an only child.
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I want my kids to be good at math but not so good that they can count how many glasses of wine I've had.
Being around people reminds me of how much I enjoy being alone.
I know right! Relationship quotes are always geared towards women, but just maybe our goals don't include being in a relationship.
i swear these e card things were written for me :)
Lol... I've met kids like this
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Friday Frippery - Posterizing books! Thanks @Heather Creswell @capriciousreadr
Funny Confession Ecard: If only I could get paid for doing what comes naturally- being a sarcastic bitch.
@ Melly Wonka - 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, if one of those bottles should happen to fall and I catch it and drink it, 98 bottles of beer on the wall...remember??? 2002??
7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror ...... Try breaking a condom e-card
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.