I basically have 3 hair styles. basically describes me!
I miss you like an idiot misses the point. ~ I need someone in my life to go away so I can use this line!
giving the sidewalk (or other object) a dirty look after you trip over it
Hahahahaha literally me
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Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick. bahahahah i think i peed my pants when i read this
Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out. I know personally that karma finds you
Hon, I know where we keep everything in the house. I live here, remember? Said no husband ever. (Reminds me of my dad!
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