Ummm I seriously do this all the time

I+open+a+text+and+mentally+respond+then+forget+to+actually+respond. This is me!

Laughing so hard. I can't wait to be an elementary school teacher. I kind of hope my students have this kind of sense of humor.

Isn't that the truth.

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop


"I love you more than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off." Sign in Funny Things


Ecard: Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a cart at the liquor store.( or Total Wine)

This is what is wrong with me...

I think I'm suffering from beach separation anxiety. Yep I am!

This is so true!

walk in door jeans off, sweatpants on hair up. Wore sweatpants all day and hairs already up :)


if only I could get paid! I am not really a wine drinker.but I thought this was great!