“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey.

Audrey Hepburn spent many years in Africa helping the helpless. Yet all the pictures on Pinterest show her as a fashion icon. Fashion passes in a wink, compassion lasts forever.

Audrey Hepburn spent many years in Africa helping the helpless. Yet all the pictures on Pinterest show her as a fashion icon. Fashion passes in a wink, compassion lasts forever.

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You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.and hurt my sperm donor....

I know that you already know this, but thought it couldn't hurt to remind you. Also, I know that you are NOT ok. Therefore, I will do whatever I can and is necessary to change that. I'm serious. You cannot live like this anymore...and you don't have to.

The Joker "We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they're inside of us."

The Joker "We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they're inside of us."

Joseph Gordon-Leavitt and Zoey Deschanel - New Year's Eve .....For those of you who didn't believe me about Joseph's voice ^_^

Joseph Gordon-Leavitt and Zoey Deschanel - New Year's Eve .....For those of you who didn't believe me about Joseph's voice ^_^

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