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True Story Bro
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and this is why i don't care what you say about me because i don't like you. some people just can't get over the fact that not everyone likes them. they care so much about what others think and try to prove themselves to everyone. if they were really who they say they are they wouldn't try to prove themselves.
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Ive got to remember this about Some people
I wish I could follow this quote and not stress over some people in my life!
i NEED to remember this: good advice
and this is why i don't care what you say about me because i don't like you. some people just can't get over the fact that not everyone likes them. they care so much about what others think and try to prove themselves to everyone. Life's too short!
Life is too short to... Well said! Some people just don't deserve you!
note to self #quote #life
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You have freedom of speech because there are those who will die to protect it; and you don't even know them.
This one goes out to everyone who doesn't support our military. I hope you sleep soundly tonight knowing that these men and women are out there making sure that your homelife goes on peacefully and uninterrupted. Support our troops!
I feel like this would work out well for both of us.
hangry! it happens
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Story of my life. I get straight up cranky.
AKA "low blood sugar cranky butt disorder"
Baha. Sounds like me talking to my husband when I'm cranky and hungry(;
Hahaaa, I definitely owe this apology to some people...
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Hat Fail - the cost of being Cool
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more like the cost of being a douche, in some peoples cases at least haha
The Kama Sutra of sleeping for couples.
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The Kama Sutra of sleeping couples- the human braid is almost always how we end up sleeping :D
kamasutra *-* We suffer from the cat block LOL!!!
Here's some funny stuff... Practice these techniques whenever you want but before practice the real Kama Sutra! :)
The Kama Sutra of sleeping couples. All depends usually cat (dog) block and abandonment issues
The Kama Sutra of sleeping couples. Cliff hanger here definitely!
I want an Owl just for this..
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Mother Owl Gives Her Baby A Bath- BATH TIME!!!!
Funny Owl | ... Page 15/15 from Funny Pictures 940 (Unhappy Owl) Posted 12/10/2010
Top 10 Funny animals ; owl
Self control #selfcontrol
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8x10 Graphic Print I Love You So Much I'm Willing To Make Silly Faces in Public Just To See You Smile from YellowHeartArt, #Etsy $18.50
Love Quotes So True...
Our Favorite Relationship Quotes – BoredBug – cure your boredom
I Love you so much that I'm Willing to make silly faces in public just to see you smile. ( For my kids and husband)
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this still makes me laugh every time..maybe not because of any relationships i've had but i know ALOT of people who insist they must have been.
Amiright?! You may think you never will and may even believe you never want to, but trust me, this is the best place to be. Memories are great but when your heart finally acknowledges it is better off, you find great humor in your "mistakes." All past relationships were stepping stones, all things we learned from, all practice, all mistakes we made before we finally got the opportunity to do it right.
I'm sorry but this too funny - and so true!
Omg! Laughed so hard! Yet for me so true!!!
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"These dogs are more soldiers than they are equipment," said Debbie Kandoll, founder of Military Working Dog Adoptions. Kandoll, who helps civilians adopt military working dogs, estimates that the average war dog saves 150 soldier lives during its service. ~~ THESE DOGS ARE LIVING BREATHING SENTIENT BEINGS ~ NOT INANIMATE OBJECTS !! A DOG IS NOT A DESK !!
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Military Dog Used In The Bin Laden Raid Accompanying the Navy Seals who completed the bin Laden mission was a faithful four-legged soldier. Little is known about what may be the nation’s most courageous dog. The identity of the military super-dog will remain a secret. The trained dog, either a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois, was attached to a human Seal and lowered from a helicopter into the compound. Wearing canine armor, he went along to sniff out hidden explosives or, if necessary, find a secret room of bin Laden’s.
A U.S. Army soldier with the 10th Special Forces Group and his military working dog jump off the ramp of a CH-47 Chinook helicopter See the stress in the paws of the dog... I don not like this actions with animals!!!
A US soldier with the 10th Special Forces Group and his dog leap off the ramp of a CH-47 Chinook helicopter during water training over the Gulf of Mexico. While military working dogs (MWDs) dont enjoy all the privileges that a full-fledge (human) soldier does, they are at least no longer seen by the US Military as mere equipment. In the days of the Vietnam War, war dogs deployed to Southeast Asia during the conflict were classified as surplus equipment" and left behind when we pulled out. In todays world, MWDs are outfitted almost as well as the average soldier, all with their own specialized equipment: protective eye wear (Doggles), body armor, life vests, gas masks, long-range GPS-equipped vests and canine flak jackets.
Man's best friend is a pretty fearsome #warrior. #War #Dog. #animals #iraq #dogs #militarydogs
Canine Courage: A US Army Soldier and his Special Forces military working dog Pronto jump of the ramp of a Chinook Helicopter during water training over the Gulf of Mexico, 2011. Military Dogs Make First Jump (1943) http://stg.do/!0YXob
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more soldiers with baby animals... i think i have found nirvana.
US Marine in Vietnam rescues a puppy
A soldier of the US Seventh Marines carrying a little puppy in his pocket after rescuing it during an operation southwest of Da Nang in Vietnam, January 1968
Vietnam War - A soldier of the U.S. Seventh Marines carries a rescued puppy in his pocket. SW of Da Nang, Vietnam 1968.
Solider and puppy. Korean War?
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Friend!! @Dina Dankers Dankers
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Trex. Exercise: Some Motivation Required
Exercise. Some motivation required - a T rex would motivate anybody lol
Exercise - some motivation required. Though don't wait for dinosaurs to be become unextinct.
"'We age slower when we move quickly versus standing still. So right now time is passing slower for us than for people on the ground. 'College chicks,' he said. 'They're so smart.'" (10.149) In this quote Augustus replies to Hazel's smart answer in a sarcastic way. He must like college girls because he's dating one!
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Other girls compared to you :)
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everything happens for a reason...
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food for thought
Inspiring picture a reason, except, fucked up, quote, text. Resolution: 500x690 px. Find the picture to your taste!
I am a true believer of "everything happens for a reason" but this is too damn funny!
everything happens for a reason
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Pastors Should Be Sexy Julie Barrier Pastors should be sexy. You heard me. Smokin’ hot. Shouldn’t they be the love experts? People Magazine editors didn’t vote my hubby the sexiest man alive, but it was a gross oversight. I know he should have won. We just celebrated our third decade of married love yesterday. And he still lights my fire. Keeping a woman like me interested over a lifetime is nothing short of miraculous. I have the stamina of a Jack Russell terrier and the attention span of a gnat. Why do I pontificate that ALL pastors should be sexy? (The married ones, of course. And with their wives, of course…) Sexy and godly are two sides of the same coin. Go back to the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were naked and unashamed, communing with their Creator in the cool of the evening. The bare twosome were completely close to God and deeply in love with each other. My beloved Roger was a Boy Scout. When we went on our first date, he kissed me good night. Boy, what a kiss!! I floated on air to my fifth floor dorm room and thanked his friend Judy for introducing us. She nearly fainted when she heard my news. “Roger’s never kissed ANYBODY before,” Judy gasped. Well, let me tell you … he’d been saving up! And I was the grateful beneficiary of this hunk of burnin’ love. If, as pastors and wives, we are to model magnificent marriages, we should be experts in the bedroom. Old Paul taught his mentor Timothy a thing or two about love. I bet you thought I was going to whip out the Song of Solomon to support my thesis. Nope. Here’s my unorthodox verse selection: 1 Timothy 1:5 “The goal of this command is love which comes from a pure heart and a good conscience and a sincere faith.” NIV This little gem is wedged between Paul’s comments on doctrine, but it also is a power-packed description of genuine love, more succinct than 1 Corinthians 13. Smoldering passion, deep intimacy and complete surrender of one’s heart to another are only possible if you have a PURE HEART. Jay Leno once asked Robert Redford, the “heartthrob” actor from the seventies, how to be sexy. His answer? “If you can keep one woman satisfied for a lifetime, you are truly a sexy man. Any old donkey can have multiple partners. Monogamy is hard.” Pastors, don’t have wandering eyes toward the soprano section. The only difference between a soprano and a Rottweiler is jewelry. (I know. I’m a soprano…) Only the chaste, the clean, the virtuous man or woman is able to share the consuming flame of his or her love for God with another. And a flame ignited in heaven cannot easily be extinguished. The concept of a GOOD CONSCIENCE being an aphrodisiac is totally inconceivable to our hedonistic society. Skeletons in your closet like watching porn, flirtation with the opposite sex, and impure thoughts can cloud your conscience. So why is a good conscience a prerequisite for great “sheet music” in the bedroom? If you carry baggage of secrets, lies or unconfessed sin, can you imagine a guilty conscience would hinder true intimacy with your partner? Wipe off your windshield. Clean up your act. Confess your sins. Nobody remembers to do that anymore. Sins are like dirty laundry. Each piece needs individual attention. If you are confident before God, you can be a confident lover, completely free from inhibition or shame. Paul’s final descriptor for his student pastor Timothy was that love originated in a SINCERE FAITH. How does faith interface with erotic love? Your faith is inextricably linked with your view of God. For example: Wives, if you perceive God to be demanding or distant, you may assume that the one you love is emotionally unavailable, or has high expectations that you can never meet. Open your heart to your husband. Pastors, you can make sexual demands upon your wife without considering her needs. Husbands, I have one word for you: FOREPLAY. Women need a little romance, gentleness, flowers and poetry. Guys often have one way to approach sex: get naked. If you see God as He is, longing to be caringly and intimately involved in your life, you have the creative God who invented sex to bless your most private lovemaking moments. My husband has performed over 400 weddings (and forgot four -- but that’s another tale for another time). Each time, Roger looks into the eager faces of the happy couple and encourages them to love each other as Christ loved His church. “I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride,” he gleefully concludes. The congregation cheers. The bride and groom smooch away. Then Roger turns his gaze to me and gives me a knowing wink. We know the fun is just beginning. Some say, “Cleanliness is next to godliness.” I say, “Sexiness is next to godliness.” They are beautifully, inextricably intertwined. I get asked frequently if I married Tom because he was minister. I just smile and say nope.....he was a man first.
Sweet and very true about all the important people in my life. :-) Ps....ok, 8 planets, but you get the idea...lol!
"1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 809 Islands, 7 Seas, and I had the privilege to meet you." Quotes | Inspiration | Motivation | Life | Love | Family | Friends | Attitude | Cute | Lovers | Perception | Perseverance ~B
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How I feel about her :)
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Dear girls, I don't care about your looks, don't care how messy your hair is, don't care if you have hairy legs, I sort of like romantic movies, I like seeing you wear baggy shirts and long pants all day long. I don't mind you being moody and sensitive. I just love the way you are. And you look perfect to me. Sincerely, Your dream guy :D hahaha if only..
#dreamguy #swoon :)
boyfriends of the world take note!
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