It's funny how accurate these actually are.
How to do a smokey eye. A is dark, B is lightest, C is second lightest, D is darkest. Helpful!
All the time. And everyone's laughing but you. So you laugh halfheartedly and people stare at you like you're weird. ALL THE TIME.
Five deadly terms used by women. ALL TRUE!
I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
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I could use one right now!
They say, "You are what you eat!" That's funny. I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning. lol someecards
Story of my life.... And it's not even my name in the song it's Mickey! But every time... "Oh Nikki you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Nikki!" Lol.
An awesome Monday, thought it was going to be super quiet, but picked up 3 new bits of work. #gratitude #awesome #bombdiggity #monday
You see what you see because of the experiences YOU have had... Don't judge me...it only defines you.
stop THINKING so much... OMG, I think this was written for ME.
This made me laugh....(especially since right now I am drinking wine alone, as we speak)
Finally a definition that makes sense!