Me and my dad pence had a pillow fight and while I was recovering and turned around to hit him he flipped he's mattress on top of me and when got away I fell and he rolled of the bed accidentally and landed on top of me... he's the best.

When I was 4 or I did that and I jumped out because I thought my parents were there and I wanted to scare them, but instead there was some lady standing there, so I said, "I've never seen you here before." We had never been in that store until that day.

My twin is an hour or two younger than me (birth complications) and he was born after midnight, so not only do I sometimes call him little brother, but I get to be 21 before him, and if you think I didn't mess with him on my birthday ya'll are so wrong.

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