Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. Ha ha so true

Hilarious! Bahaha!

Why can't we be friends? Well, because you're 3 gallons of crazy in a 2 gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

My dog does this...

The Trust Of The Innocent Is The Liar’s Most Useful Tool

No I Dont Want A Bath // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes -

so true, so true..

"Sometimes I amaze myself - other times I can't remember which day it is." This is SO me!

Haha I laughed way too hard at this

Let us out, Daddy…

So funny, but also sweet when the older brother tries to protect his younger sibling from the water.

Farreal tho!

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

So Jealous Of This Little Guy

Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 103 Pics. this would be dogs in Phoenix right here.you let me out, i'm getting in the pool. funny dog chilling in the pool

So true.

First day of fall = Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes! Gotta love it. :-) I love pumpkin spice lattes!

Eeeeeek!!! :)

LOL - Summer is over, now it is time for Pumpkin EVERYTHING! Pumpkin pie, pumpkin recipes, pumpkin drinks, and pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks!

Disney Princesses. Nailed it.

Best group Halloween costume EVER! I just can't stop laughing.Jasmine's tat, Snow Whites short skirt and Mulan?

Too Funny~

Not giving any fucks

Kiddie pool for beer at a summer party. Obviously I would prefer this without the dog hair on the beer.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm usually not one to toot my own horn. But TOOT!

Damn straight...

the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person.is bat-shit crazy. SO TRUE



I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?