I feel like he just casually slipped the fact that he got cast for a musical into every day conversation. "Oh and by the way I'm going to be playing the Baker in Into the Woods, no big deal, how was your day?
She can steal my man. Oh wait, I'm single af
Love the "This-was-my-idea-and-everyone-loves-it" face. (By the way I thought when my parents wanted a toast they meant toast as well XD)
Dear small line of dirt that own't go into the dustpan.I hate you with every part of my soul. -- for reals. So funny, yet true.