I can touch my forehead.
keep calm and... no wait, go crazy and...
My favorite saying
I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants... @Cassandra Nierode for those nights you invite me out and I'm already in bed. :p
All the animal puns! I love bad corny jokes :D I blame my Dad. He is punny.
Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, you've always been like a father to me.
The outline of every awesome action novel ever.