*CAPTAIN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN "HAWKEYE" PIERCE* (M*A*S*H) QUOTE : "I will not carry a gun... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will NOT carry a gun!"
Alan Arbus. I NEVER liked it when he showed up on M*A*S*H* with his dry psychological witticisms, trying to out-quip Alan Alda. NEVER. Then I learned he was Diane Arbus' husband. And my heart went out to him. But I still can't forgive him for bringing the un-funny to the 4077th.