The struggle is real. "bitch I know I said I wanted to lose weight but I'm hungry"
Thanks Tulio and Miguel from The Road to El Dorado for giving me this wonderful excuse
"If you’re a guy, try to imagine that you could only date a half-bear, half-lion, like ‘Ugh, I hope this one’s nice.
When you forget to take your smartphone to the bathroom so you're stuck reading the shampoo bottle: "hello old friend"
love is an open door.an open fridge door.
Your not my dad! I like how a picture like this is on a tortilla chip bag lol
You had one job, Ms. The magic school bus if anyone didn't know who ms frizzle is