Ah! So true!

Lol so true! "You never told me that!" Um, yeah, I did.

Why Kids Need Pets.

9 Heartwarming Photos Proving That Kids Need Pets.

Why Kids Need Pets. I don't care who you are this is sweet and pets make the perfect best friend/ body guard for children.

I have to remember this if we ever have kids who decide to break curfew...

My roommate got engaged, but I'm usually asleep when she gets home. So I attached the celebrating to her door, then jumped out the window.

"I have to remember this if we ever have kids who decide to break curfew." that's hilarious april fools prank

Just like my dog

How about my butt? Can my butt go inside?So funny!

LOL, so true! Sometimes...

SO TRUE! Awe, ecards, you have such a way with words!

Yep

I won't see more than 30 minutes of the movie before I fall asleep.→→ so true I could cry :'(

Dying. Laughing.

Bathe in the blood of your enemies.

Funny pictures about Always bathe in the blood of your enemies. Oh, and cool pics about Always bathe in the blood of your enemies. Also, Always bathe in the blood of your enemies.

Lol I laughed to hard!!

Don't give up on perfection

Do I want hip bones or pizza? Um, I already have hip bones, and that doesn't mean they should protrude from my body unnaturally. So, pizza please. I can always exercise.

Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Sometimes I think that I'm a good and charming young lady. But then I remember that I love sex, booze and junk food.

I had BOOBS for breakfast breast feeding bodysuit funny onesie Daddy jealous for baby shower or special event on Etsy, $13.00

I had BOOBS for breakfast breast feeding bodysuit funny onesie Daddy jealous for baby shower or special event by ShopCustomApparel on Etsy

ummm YES!!

My ideal weight is Channing Tatum in top of me Sweater.

Is a Paleo Pregnancy an Easy Pregnancy? - Paleo Pregnancy Guide

"Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap." The story of my life right now. I feel like crap all the darn time.

Why do they think this? Hahahaha

every boyfriend thinks -- maybe if i poke her with it itll put her in the mood. I feel like this is so true.

The most accurate thing I've seen in ages.

I don't even live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to 4 days before paycheck. Sad but true!

Twat-tastic

Someone needs to tell twat-tastic over there that her camel toe is showing.

Blue's Clues Couple Costume - 2012 Halloween Costume Contest, why do I feel that this couple has a 2 year old at home and they don't get out much ha ha ha ha.

Blue's Clues - Halloween Costume Contest at Costume-Works.com

Blue's Clues Couple Costume - 2012 Halloween Costume Contest, why do I feel that this couple has a 2 year old at home and they don't get out much ha ha ha ha. Blue ha also got a little "jersey shore" thing going on ;

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