You don't know my life

Screw you recommended serving size. You don't know me. You don't know my life!

this pin fully encapsulates my life.

Don't try to tell me hunger isn't an emotion, because I feel that shit in my soul. (That's why we call it the hanger).

exactly my face

I look at how some people talk to their parents, and if I talked that way I would get grounded for a month!

I'll do what I want honey, but it's cute that you think I'll


for those times that you want to go window shopping but you're too broke to even drive into town.

All the time. Sadly.

Do you ever say something so bitchy that you're like damn I need to chill lol

Haha all this sass just hides it. Sorry not sorry