I'm so happy the family is coming over so we can all talk over each other at extremely loud volumes.
I work hard at my job But if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it// you better believe it.//in a heartbeat :)
Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But, if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
Always a great fix! #wine
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Tis the season. Life is a struggle
Must be Friday.
I'm thankful for the liquid dinner I'll be having to wash down our family drama.