WE LOVE YOU VOLDY! EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE NEVER FELT LOVE OR HAPPINESS OR ANYTHING REALLY HUMAN BUT UMBRIDGE STOPPED SNOGGING IN THE HALLS!
Why the he*l did this not happen?!?!!?
Unfortunately this isn't exactly true, JKR said that dumbledore hired Lockhart so that he could teach the kids what not to do rather than what to do, but the post is funny nevertheless
mother effing phan saw this on dan's younow thank whoever found this thank the good lord and most of all thank phan<< well I mean my best friend and I hold hands so I don't really see the complete "proof" here
U SEE THIS ,JK????? U SEE THIS??????????
I really didn't think that needed to be explicitly pointed out, it's a lot less subtle than some of her clever names<< I thought everyone knew this I figured it out when I first got the book